piglet

also known as a rent-a-cop.

a person with authority like a security guard or by-law officer.....someone with authority, but not that much authority.

the damn piglets come every time i have a party.

the piglet at that club kicked me out for being a drunken idiot.

fuck you piglet scum!

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Nick Pittet

A confusing guy who has a a lot of heart. He is everything you need but in a simplistic kind of way. He is wavering and unsure, and yet completely knowing. Sometimes it seems as though he's not there for you, but then you realize he's been there all along. Plainly, I love that guy!

You see that simple looking Nick Pittet over there? There is more than meets the eye.

by Honeysuckle April 4, 2012

Piglet Jones

person who eats alot

Hes so fat, i call him piglet jones

by joemes May 1, 2005

Piglette

A cop in training.
Usually someone attending a police academy.
For a "Pig", is a full-time cop.

There's a law enforcement training facility
next to our school.
Whenever we walk by we just shout,
"Fucking piglettes!"

by cruzy January 14, 2009

flying the piglet

Flying the piglet:
1. Any activity that causes people to be absent from a circle of friends, unaccountably.

2. Something that seems worthwhile at the time, but is actually a waste of energy and time.

3. Masturbation.

A: I've not seen Dante all week - where is he?
B: I dunno, probably flying the piglet again.

by JP leFranc November 13, 2013

piglet

A cop in one of those three wheel golf cart looking vehicles.

We knocked over that piglet and he was like a turtle on his back.

by zebrok February 15, 2004

piklet

the propper term for a 'crumpet'

im having 2 piklets for breakfast

by jethr0w December 9, 2010