Someone who randomly urinates in strange places during sleep and while heavily intoxicated, such as: in washing machines, garbage cans, closets, and dresser drawers.. Person usually does these things with no memory of their actions..
by barry2clay July 2, 2012

by Isaac cupp August 18, 2018

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015

Girl #1: How was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Girl #2: We got back to my place, but the sex was terrible, he was a total ball-pisser.
Girl#1: That small!?!?!!
Guy: Let's take this back to my room.
Girl: Alright.
(The two enter the room)
Guy: I have to warn you though, I'm a total ball-pisser.
Girl: I'm sure its not that small, show me.
(guy pulls down pants)
Girl: Hahahahahaha!!!!
Guy: You don't have to laugh, it's not that small.
Girls: YES IT IS!!!
Girl #2: We got back to my place, but the sex was terrible, he was a total ball-pisser.
Girl#1: That small!?!?!!
Guy: Let's take this back to my room.
Girl: Alright.
(The two enter the room)
Guy: I have to warn you though, I'm a total ball-pisser.
Girl: I'm sure its not that small, show me.
(guy pulls down pants)
Girl: Hahahahahaha!!!!
Guy: You don't have to laugh, it's not that small.
Girls: YES IT IS!!!
by Ron Tacandong April 14, 2014

"yo Harley i was smashin pissers with this whore named landi last night, then my good buddy clint smashed that shit the next day"
by Cory aka Heater aka Heat February 16, 2008

by 1/2 maknae line November 1, 2020

Male who habitually urinates while sitting, and avoids using the conventional standing position. (see throne-piss)
I used to get so embarrassed by getting piss all over my jeans whenever I went to the toilet, but since I became a dedicated throne-pisser, my clean jeans have been the talk of the town!
A: I didn't hear you pissing just then.
B: Oh that's right, I sat down to avoid making noise and pissing on myself.
A: Reeeal? Did you change your tampons too you throne-pisser?
A: I didn't hear you pissing just then.
B: Oh that's right, I sat down to avoid making noise and pissing on myself.
A: Reeeal? Did you change your tampons too you throne-pisser?
by theoriginalfugmo November 28, 2013
