Elvish Piper

When your lover gives you a blow-job while shoving Keebler Elf Cookies into your anus, then he-she/ licks the cookie-mush from your butt hole.

Tina gave Evan the best Elvish Piper he had ever had, then vomited on his chest giving him a Cosby Sweater.

by Insulin Lad June 6, 2010

Piper Joe

To partake in smoking a cone/bowl through a bong/pipe/etc.

Ugh, that one had a bit of zing in it. Want another piper joe before I pack this shit up?

by Yggdrasil April 8, 2008

piper joe

(Australian slang) used in reference to the act of or process of smoking a cone/bowl through a bong, pipe or other apparatus.

Erh, that one had a bit of zing in it. Want another piper joe before I pack this shit up?

by Yggdrasil April 8, 2008

Pipter

The first landmass in which Rick created, later turned into a powerful soft drink that uses ingredients from the fossilized remnants of Pipter.

Have you drank any Pipter today?
No! If i had I would have died.

Have you heard of the ancient landmass of Pipter?

by Reqlague June 10, 2019

Pisherbate

Aka the one stop shot. To piss, shit, and masterbate in one sitting. Flushing encouraged but not required. The pisherbate.

“Bro that pisherbate got me fucked up”
“I need a bottle of water after that pisherbate, running low on fluids”

by Arodgers2000 November 3, 2019

Piper Prime

A person who gets a nose bleed whenever they look at the popular Nintendo video game character Samus Aran.

You love Metroid too much, such a Piper prime

by Slamlink February 9, 2021

pire pither

a new word Jo made up half pirate and half fire fighter

I am a pire pither looking through a telescope!

by mojochacha November 29, 2013