El Piglet Royal

A perfunctory piece of shit. See Splinter and Sneaky Snake.

That El Piglet Royal is over there humping the leg again, no big surprise though.

by South Kackalacki Lacki July 02, 2003

El Piglet Royal

A weasly Puerto Rican who burns co-workers in hopes of making himself look better in the eyes of his boss.

El Piglet Royal tried to set everyone in the shop up by throwing the tapes away, then lying about it.

by One of the wronged June 28, 2003

Muddy Piglet

the prosses of putting a dildo in your ass then squezing shit out of your ass hole.

bernie johnson at ponte vedra beach FL: dude i just had the best muddy piglet!!!!

by azar hundoo May 29, 2011

El Piglet Royal

A weasly rat faced piece of shit who thinks the every one around him is at his disposal.

The sneaky one exclaimed "hey youz guyzez, do everything forz me sozez I don't lookz like a grande turd."

by Nene July 01, 2003

miss piglet

Miss Piglet, u know who you are *cara*. Anyways, I just wanted to say that I wouldn't be the person I am without you. Your like my best friend and ILUSM! Best friends till the end girl, LULAS!

Meg: and im hungry
Meg: and thirsty
Cara: lol
Cara: go get food and a drink smart one
Meg: lolz
Meg: thanx u o great Miss Piglet
Cara: LOL

by Meg August 24, 2003

Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

Like the term "Two in the pink, one in the stink", this sentence represents 2 in the vagina, and 1 in the anus.

We were having sex and I put Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

by Overclocked15 May 12, 2018

inverted cyber piglet

Is what xXxsadinregretxXx should call her electropoop band.

"hey xXxsadinregretxXx, CALL YOUR BAND INVERTED CYBER PIGLET, IT'LL BE HELLA BOMB HECKA DOODLE!"

by My heart is dieing on my sleev November 05, 2008