Phallogram

A simple pictorial device representing a penis.

Often consisting of two circles and a long oval to form the popular “cock and balls” configuration.

“Our test dividers were covered in phallograms”

“Those truly skilled may create phallograms in a single pencil stroke, thereby covering every fucking surface within a mile radius without being caught.”

by Mount Yermom April 26, 2023

Miss Phyllis

Syphilis is a sexually transmitted infection (STI) that can cause serious health problems without treatment. Infection develops in stages (primary, secondary, latent, and tertiary). Each stage can have different signs and symptoms.

Miss Phyllis got hin after three months of whoring.

by fan_bingbing February 2, 2023

Phyllis

A large, black coffee.

I need a Phyllis.
Would your pour me another cup of Phyllis.
I want a Phyllis, I get the Senyah's discount.

by George GM May 27, 2008

phallos

Giant penis. Often belonging to a horse or other such animals.

"Look at that big hairy phallos"

by Nic Bass May 13, 2005

phyglocelyn

A micro-organism that resides in the adrenal gland. This tiny organism is there to control the adrenaline in the body. While these are vital parts of the body, phyglocelyn levels have been known to drop in about 4% of all documented cases of hyper-activity. As the levels of phyglocelyn drop, more adrenaline is able to escape from the adrenal gland, causing a body to become overly excited and energectic. In these cases, medication is available by doctor prescription to bring phyglocelyn levels closer to normal.

Most obvious symptom of low phyglocelyn levels: excessive energy.

by Dr. Jay B. Arthur August 6, 2007

Phallographics

the pictorial representation of a phallus, or a depiction relating to or resembling a phallus

For some reason, I don't know why, I used to have this thing...where I would...like, kinda...sit around all say and draw pictures of dicks. My therapist called it phallographics.

by mcmitch October 28, 2010

Phyllis DiTulip

1)The funniest kid at school who always seems to be wearing the same shoes as me....also known as Bob or Phylosophical Phyllis. Has a fascination for soy-cheese, met the Red Hot Chili Peppers in an elevator and is the coolest dude on earth!

2)Anything that is TOTALLY funny and cool!

1)Phyllis DiTullip took a dump in the boys' bathroom and kathy passed out on the way to the nurse's office.

2)DUUDE!!! When Daron Malakian wore that BUCK FUSH t-shirt onstage and then let me take it off and lick his belly, it was the most Phyllis DiTulip moment of my whole life.

by stray November 22, 2003