Phumpher

1. To stutter one's speech in such a way as to inhibit comprehension.
2. To be evasive in speech or action.

Possibly derived from the Yiddish word "Fonfer," meaning mumbled, incoherent or accented speech.

1. "You really phumphered that joke. Why don't you tell it again?"
2. "Stop phumphering and get to the point."

by mycrows February 10, 2010

Phamplet

A word used to say an old classmate had intercourse with a former teacher. It's origin is from the word "Pamphlet" in the sense that the teacher is the pamphlet, and is filled with knowledge, and the classmate "picked up" the pamphlet. The re-arranged letters makes it sound dirtier though.

Student 1: "Hey, you know how I said I saw our old teacher in the bar last night?"
Student 2: "Yeah, why?"
Student 1: "Well, Phamplet"
Student 1: "No way! High-Five!"

by Barton Allen August 9, 2012

plumpjack

A handjob from an obese woman, often occurring in a pancake house.

Select a lubricant or lotion from the menu, find your room, and await some delightfully flabby mitts. Time for some plumpjack!

by krry March 20, 2016

Plumpftable

A plump or larger person who gives zero fucks about their weight.

Harley was plumpftable with her own weight.

by Biosbob January 24, 2017

plumptuous

adj. 1. of extremely enlarged nature.
2. filled to the maximum amount.

1. "Those water balloons are to small! Fill them to a plumptuous amount, you moron!"

2. "Wow, her blouse is filled plumptuously."

by the winterfresh January 18, 2008

Plumpjack

The male sexual organ.

Dude, that chick was greedy for some Plumpjack.

by trimbandit March 27, 2003

plumpkin

When a guy is getting his dick sucked by a girl while he's on the toilet taking a shit

Bob is taking a shit at home when his wife walks in and starts sucking his dick.

by Dil SHmead January 7, 2004