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Japanese Ponytail

The process of holding a man or woman's rectum open with two fingers and then inserting scoops of ice cream, several if possible. Then one proceeds to have anal sex with this person.
"Oh my god... Paul japanese ponytailed me last night..."

"That bitch walkin' like she got a japanese ponytail!"
by picklefucker August 26, 2013
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(from a hairstyle popular with the people described, usage invented by Kaecyy in 2005)

A generally amiable but hopelessly nerdy person-- not necessarily possessing an actual ponytail or even long hair-- who is usually immersed in a combination of science fiction and fantasy literature (and their derivatives), roleplaying games (often in their live action varieties), the gothic-industrial subculture, and/or the historical reenactment of pre-industrial periods of European history (often at what are called "Renaissance fairs")-- among other influences-- to or nearly to the point of lifestyle.
You talking shit about Patrick? Fuck you. Yeah so he's a bit of a ponytail, but he's ten times as nice as you. Yeah, YOU'RE one to talk. You've got a ponytail in the closet-- uh-huh, you know I'm talking about that Darth Vader helmet. And the kilt. Suck phaser, buddy.
by Kaecyy April 21, 2006
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Phonytail

The cheap-looking hairpiece a person (typically a woman, however men can use phonytails too) picks up at the drugstore and clips onto the back of their head, thus giving the appearance of a long, lustrous ponytail... that is just a few shades off of their hair color. Usually for those who lack the brains or money to get real hair extensions or stop ruining their hair.
Man, did you see that? Sherri's tryin' to work the phonytail... too bad shes a blonde and the only ones CVS had left were for brown hair.
by BeautyQueen21 July 6, 2011
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Ponytail is when a gay or bi guy gets mad at his balding lover for not satisfying him sexually. When his lover falls asleep, he jacks off on the guy's bald spot and then affixes a tube sock to it. The guy wakes up with a "ponytail". A variation of the superman.
Ben: Bruce wouldn't give it up last night so I ponytailed him when he fell asleep
by Vaughn Shady February 6, 2009
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National Two PonyTail Day

When August 11 where two ponytails with edges
I’m gonna wear two ponytails For National two Ponytail Day
by marnitra27 August 8, 2019
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ponytailing

The acts performed by a middle-aged man in the throes of his midlife crisis.
Joel just bough a Miata. He is ponytailing pretty hard.
by buttreygoodness August 29, 2005
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italian ponytail

usually seen in young girls. when they're hair is pulled back very far in a ponytail and is so greasy with hair gel, it resembles that of an italian mans.
olivia's hair is in an italian ponytail.
by ponygal May 23, 2009
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