Philadelphia
(A.K.A. "The City of Brothers in Love")
1. A dirty, bum ridden city with all of the harsh attitude of New York City, but with none of the charm
2. the best place to find a decent cheesesteak
3. An area of the country where no one knows how to drive
4. a cesspool
(A.K.A. "The City of Brothers in Love")
1. A dirty, bum ridden city with all of the harsh attitude of New York City, but with none of the charm
2. the best place to find a decent cheesesteak
3. An area of the country where no one knows how to drive
4. a cesspool
1. "I got a workout from walking through the streets of Philadelpia; the profuse scatter of bums sleeping on the sidewalks created an obstacle course for me to highstep."
3. "When you visit Philadelphia, find some sort of an alternate form of transportation. You never want to step foot in an automobile, for you might lose your life or, even worse, pick up the bad driving habbits."
4. "There are nice and decent people in the city of Philadelphia, but don't expect to encounter any of them."
3. "When you visit Philadelphia, find some sort of an alternate form of transportation. You never want to step foot in an automobile, for you might lose your life or, even worse, pick up the bad driving habbits."
4. "There are nice and decent people in the city of Philadelphia, but don't expect to encounter any of them."
by perlberg November 11, 2005
Okay, okay, I may be a bit biased here since I live and grew up in Northeast Philly, but hear me out. Philadelphia is an amazing city. It's the home of the Eagles and what might be the BEST FOOTBALL SONG EVER (suck it pittsburgh), it's home of the cheesesteak, the Liberty Bell, Philadelphia Cream Cheese, New York City is only 3 hours away, there's a Wawa on every corner of every street, the people are energetic and love eachother like family, Center City is beautiful and there's a lot of shops, it's incredibly diverse, one of the most advanced public middle schools is down here, and most importantly, the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were written downtown. But nothing is perfect. There's always the violent drunkards and drug dealers in north philly, there's a bit of a rat infestation in south philly, everyone's a shitty driver and is a bit too passionate about the Eagles, the Flyers suck ass, and it can get really stupid and conservative. But hey, at least we're not Detroit! (sorry dad)
by mochachii March 19, 2021
a social space in which nothing you want is actually available, where the only reasonable response is to ask for the opposite of what you want in order to get it.
Antonyms: a New York or Los Angeles, where whatever you want is always there
Antonyms: a New York or Los Angeles, where whatever you want is always there
by Riki Kiki Taco April 2, 2008
A city that is cursed and will never win anything. How does one football team make it to the conference finals three years in a row. How do they flyers lose to the lightning. And worst of all how does smarty jones go Undeafted The hole year and loses his last race
Philadelphia is cursed
by Wiggy June 6, 2004
Philadelphia, often reffered to as Philly, is a wonderously tasty full fat soft cheese, first made in America 1872 by William Lawrence (Hero) although the first European records of "cream cheese" date back to as early as 1651... Apperently it has a pH range of 4.4 to 4.9. Mental. Furthermore, it is fantastic on crackers. (Also a city.)
Chris: Hey man, my crackers are really dry... I'm really down.
Paul: Dude, you should try some Philadelphia.
Chris: What would a city do for my crackers?
Paul: No fool, it's cream cheese. Here.
Chris: Wow! you're right, this is the shit dude. My life is complete.
Paul: Dude, you should try some Philadelphia.
Chris: What would a city do for my crackers?
Paul: No fool, it's cream cheese. Here.
Chris: Wow! you're right, this is the shit dude. My life is complete.
by pbear21 September 21, 2009
Philadelphia is a dump. The people are douchebags and no one in the city knows how to drive a car at all. There is garbage everywhere and ANYWHERE in the city I go I gotta watch my back for fear of getting mugged. There is nothing to do except go to bars and get in fights with the disgusting locals. And all those places above dubya said are originally from New Jersey, Except Yuengling, and Rita's blows anyway. You might as well yat an ice cude died with food coloring. Its a dump like I said.
by Brian March 4, 2004
A word that is said when a guardian or parent comes into the room. This is said so that any conversations present could be now "g-rated" to adapt to the new person in the room.
Oh what a fine ass that Nicole girl has!
Oh yes definitely! I would just want to stick my-
(parent walks in)
"Philadelphia!"
- my report card in her face and show her my awesome grades!
Oh yes definitely! I would just want to stick my-
(parent walks in)
"Philadelphia!"
- my report card in her face and show her my awesome grades!
by Andrij December 24, 2010