phat ass

The perfect ass. The ass that an ass man would only dream of. The requirements for a phat ass are as follows: it must be firm enough not to be sloppy, it must be very round, it must exceed the waistline by at least 3 inches, and its owner must let you experience it.

Sam: Whoa look at that phat ass on that girl
Matt: Damn, id like to cut me a piece of that pie
Bogart: Me like asshole
Sam: No Bogart, its the ass we like, not the asshole
Matt: Whats wrong with you Bogart
Bogart: Me like the asshole!

by cohencock November 18, 2009

Phat Fingered Essex Ska

Awesome venue rockin' reggae/ska/dub written, recorded and preformed by essex's finest hippies - the New Town Kings - perfect for skanking to.

Person 1: Feel like some skanking to cheer me up....
Person 2: *puts on phat fingered essex ska*
Person 1: *has never heard anything as wicked as it before and immediately starts to skank and doesn't stop until they collapse on the floor form exhaustion*

by Ska-gal July 23, 2009

phat nap

A really good, long nap.

I want to take a phat nap

by iwanttotakeaphatnap July 9, 2017

phatt

Even cooler then cool.

That trax phatt.

by Tony_M March 6, 2003

PHAT

An abbreviation that = (P)retty (H)ot (A)nd (T)hick
Despite the previous definitions, this is the modern definition for the abbreviation! Used to describe a beautiful girl.

Cool Girl: Does this sundress make me look fat?
Cool Guy: Nah, if anything it makes you look Phat, Pretty Hot and Thick.

by TheBigBootyConnoisseur September 29, 2015

phatetic

A word used by trolling retards who cant spell simple words like pathetic.

Retard:
Fuck i am and i dont give a shit about this shitty ass group everyone here act like christians and shit geez you people are a so fucking phatetic

by pe0n June 7, 2009

Phat

Pretty, Hot and Tempting meaning a Woman is pretty, cute, or attractive and that you want to date them

You see that girl over there? she is Phat.

by Rauxi February 22, 2021