An individual unable to come up with an original thought that wants to say something profound, but doesn't even know what profound means!!! So they surf the web for famous philosophers to plagiarize in an attempt to sound more intelligent, illuminated, and enlightened. The only people impressed by this are their other illiterate, backwoods, toothless, hillbilly friends that think dental floss is used to sabiki bait fish.
Jill -Reading her facebook news feed wants to say something philosophical so she quotes Buddha by saying - "All that we are is the result of what we have thought"
Jack- Wow Jill is such a Facebook Philosopher someone should tell her how intelligent she is!
Jack- Wow Jill is such a Facebook Philosopher someone should tell her how intelligent she is!
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Kickassism is a philosophy created by someone who was really awesome. With Kickassism, you learn to love yourself, learn to love to punch sharks, and learn to become a better, more badass person in general. Kickassism is a way of thinking, not a religion. As such, there is nothing to worship; however, there are the Patron Badasses, role models from both fiction and non fiction, that teach us to be the best that we can be.
An example of the Kickassism-Philosophy would be when you punch that one shark in the face and you feel really badass.
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Dude, me and my bro were driving and we didn't see a stop sign so we got a ticket from the Palos Verdes Estates Police.
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A person whom after becoming intoxicated engages in very deep philosophical conversations. Philosophical drunks are generaly powerless alone yet if more than one are present, these conversations can last hours if not days giving non-philosophical drunks early hang-overs.
A person whom after becoming intoxicated engages in very deep philosophical conversations. Philosophical drunks are generaly powerless alone yet if more than one are present, these conversations can last hours if not days giving non-philosophical drunks early hang-overs.
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Anya always had a thing for Phalon, because he never gave up on any of his projects. He was always successful.
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2. The reason that one day I will live in a box, unless I buckle down and take those damn LSATs.
2. The reason that one day I will live in a box, unless I buckle down and take those damn LSATs.
Homeless man: Give me money!
Pedestrian: Hey, I recognize you! Werent you an honors philosophy student at my college?
Homeless man: But what does 'recognition' REALLY mean? *ponders*
Pedestrian: Hey, I recognize you! Werent you an honors philosophy student at my college?
Homeless man: But what does 'recognition' REALLY mean? *ponders*
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