Phallusaurus Sex

An extremly verile character whose sexual prowess is second to none. Usually possesses a brontosaurus-like phallus which is used to spread his seed. Commonly known as a Mr. Brown.

"Oh you are quite the Phallusaurus Sex. You sexual prowess in invigorating. You should plant your seed in my loins. We shall spawn."

by Chad Davis May 17, 2006

Soft Phallus

A term used to define any anti-erection enduced by any drug. i.e. Anti-Depressant drugs, Cocaine, and Alki-hol.

Big J' sooo' did you have a Soft Phallus after sorting 4 lines of llello?

by Javo, J', Baro May 9, 2003

Phallus

The reproductive organ of males. They are probably rather ugly.

Phallic- a sign of masculinity.

"Unzip, boys! Its inspection time!"

by Astrakhan April 5, 2003

phallus

a general term for degrading someone when they have just said something utterly stupid.

person A: "come on the american culture has lots to offer!"
person B: "like what you complete pulsating phallus"

by Ralphdoodledoo July 20, 2006

phallus booking

phallus booking: the act of shutting a penis in the center pages of a very large hardbacked book with considerable force.

(pronounced FALus booking)

feminin: I phallus booked my boyfriend last night, he was cheeting on me.

masculin: phallus booking hurts man.

by oh silly one. March 29, 2010

Phallustines

An ancient group of aggressively-hostile warriors who were regular "dicks" to the Israelites.

I am not at all sure that the Phallustines existed merely in ancient times --- there seem to be plenty of "pricks" in the modern-day world, as well.

by QuacksO March 13, 2019

phallus callus

1. n. That rough skin on your member resulting from over-masturbation.

2. n. A cheesewadded fucktard

You're such a phallus callus...

by Your bitch-ass mom May 13, 2005