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callous phallus

A common symptom of an STD exhibited by a man.
"Dude, don't sleep with Gertrude- she gave Esteban a bad case of callous phallus!"
by R-McMeezy November 16, 2009
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Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

a mysterious item found in the Afro-Ninja escape series #2.5, aka. OMG Scary Room

it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"
Dude I was playing this escape game last night and one of the items was this weird bow-looking thing that shoots dildos, they called it a Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher
by lites_out January 11, 2011
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phallus

1. The penis itself.

2. Specifically, an erect penis.

3. A representation of a phallus, often exaggerated, in art or myth.

4. A non-literal representation of phallic shape, intent or function.

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1. It's a little pompous to refer to one's penis as a phallus, but it is lexically correct.

2. A penis is for urination; when it becomes erect it is a phallus, serving sexual or reproductive purposes.

3. Two representations of phallus:

a. For example, a primitive sculpture that shows a grotesquely large penis is using the organ as a phallus to indicate fertility, or to represent masculine potency in general.

b. Similarly, the exaggerated genitalia in the work of gay artists such as Tom of Finland emphasize the erotic quality of the phallus, sometimes called hyper-masculinity.

4. A penis, phallus or idea of potency symbolized in an object. The most commonly used term, derived from Freudian psychoanalysis, is called a phallic symbol. One example of this is the very last shot of Hitchcock's 1959 thriller NORTH BY NORTHWEST, which wittily shows a passenger train plunging into a tunnel. Because of the prior plot, the audience knows very well that a train has erotic potential, so the last shot indicates sexual intercourse.

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by al-in-chgo March 14, 2010
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phallis

an architectual term which dating back to ancient architecture means itlooks like a penis.
the eiffel tower is a giant phallis
by blujeens April 14, 2008
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Phallify

(v) Phallify: To envelop an adjacent student's property/book/paper/face/all of the above in crudely drawn male genitalia.
1.
"Sir, can I go to the toilet?"
"Of course...why are you taking your book with you?"
"Everyone's lurking around me with their pens uncapped"
"Ah I see, well, no one likes getting phallified; away with you."

2.
"NIGGA JUST GOT PHALLIFIED"

3.

Student: "He's gone, and he's left his homework behind."

Teacher: "Phallify that shit. NOW."

4.

Man #1: "Hahaha that wasteman passed out after three drinks!"

Man #2: "Let's rape him!"

Man #1: "...Or we could just phallify him?"

Bill: "Yeah, fuck it, go on then"
by ßæ$† December 15, 2009
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phallon

A beautiful girl who is very sassy and sweet. She is also very attractive and is known too stop traffic because of her extreme beauty.
Robin is so pretty.she's such a phallon.
by larisas June 9, 2008
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Phallus Pilatus

A pedophile European who lives on-the-run in Thailand, and solicits shemales for sex.
In a dark secluded back alley, Pontius screwed a shemale in the back of his rickshaw.

What a Phallus Pilatus!
by Gargoyle1 May 21, 2008
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