A big fat gout scratcher who has intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.
Peyton Cornhole: hey i was talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her
anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong
Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*
anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong
Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*
by GuyDatingPeytonsHotMom September 2, 2020
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by anonymous November 23, 2021
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A student that goes to Mitchell Junior High School in Mitchell, Indiana. No one really enjoys being around him, and when they are they bully him. He is incredibly stupid and dumb. No one cares for him, not even his parents.
by AustinYouKnowEXACTLYWhoIAm October 17, 2022
Get the Peyton Slaughterback mug.The most beautiful guy you'll ever meet!! The brown haired, green eyed boys smile will make you wanna drop dead. He's nice, funny, and above all pretty as fuck. Also, girls that like him seem to call him "Kiwi".
Maddie: Man, Peyton's so pretty. *sigh*
Beaux: Quit obsessing over the poor man and just ask him out already!!
Maddie: OK! DAMN!
Beaux: Quit obsessing over the poor man and just ask him out already!!
Maddie: OK! DAMN!
by -LooHoo January 8, 2023
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"Dude, what happened? You are the best, then you choked!"
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The 2nd Super Bowl appearance.
The 3rd Super Bowl appearance.
Plus, numerous play-off losses prior to his first Super Bowl appearance.
"Put me in coach! I promise, I won't be pulling a Peyton Manning!"
The 3rd Super Bowl appearance.
Plus, numerous play-off losses prior to his first Super Bowl appearance.
"Put me in coach! I promise, I won't be pulling a Peyton Manning!"
by Mrs. Manning February 2, 2014
Get the pulling a peyton manning mug.There's a reason Peyton Manning has never won anything in his life -- he pisses his pants when he plays any team that can put pressure on him. Throwing a million td passes against the texans and titans playing behind the best pass-blocking offensive line in the league doesn't make you a great quarterback.
by Tyrone Biggums, Ph.D May 15, 2006
Get the peyton manning mug.A commercial actor who occasionally plays football. He (as well as the occasional appearance of his hasbeen father and retarded little brother) has done commercials for Milk, Sprint, several Mastercard spots, Oreos, DirecTV, NFLshop, and would probably do Tampon commercials given the chance. Blames his teammates more often than not even if he makes an obvious error.
Is it true that you are an enormous sellout, Peyton Manning?
Peyton: Hell no! When I'm done doing this Swiffer commercial we're gonna have a long talk.
Peyton: Hell no! When I'm done doing this Swiffer commercial we're gonna have a long talk.
by NaoNao February 6, 2008
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