personal space invader

A person or pet who invades one's personal space. A person who stands unnecessarily close when they talk to you or just in a place with lots of room. A kid or pet that follows you around very closely so that whenever you change direction you bump into them or step on them.

?I was shopping with my nephew the other day and he was behind me every time I turned around. He was being such a personal space invader."

My dad is such a personal space invader! He stands right up close to you when he's talking to you. It makes a lot of people nervous.

personal space invader by KTDigs July 10, 2014

personal space 

An area around a person, within which other people make them nervous, except for intimacy. Also, space and my space.

You're invading my personal space.

Get out of my space!

personal space by Downstrike December 23, 2004

personal spittoon 

a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.

that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!

i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??

chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!

personal spittoon by michael foolsley September 28, 2013

Personal Stress Relief Room (PiSSeR) 

Room or space within the workplace afforded to the employees of progressive companies to enable, primarily, sexual relief via masturbation. Corporate value is to minimize sexual harassment claims.

Hey George, can you take a.break and visit the Personal Stress Relief Room (PiSSeR)--I need you to unload so we could focus out here

Personal Stress Relief Room (PiSSeR) by Baby Ratt November 18, 2017

Personal stripper 

Someone who sends you to and you only and their body and anything else you want, sex, love ect.

Can you be my personal stripper?

Personal stripper by Bgig January 6, 2022

First Person Shooter 

Putting a GoPro on your dick

Dude, I found the perfect girl; she's totally into first person shooters.

First Person Shooter by RicardoXXVI July 7, 2017

Third Person Stalker 

Someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. Hence, third person stalking.

guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.

Third Person Stalker by cweeks March 30, 2010