PENORAK

a term thought up by randorr beck, and used on people with an obessive passion for the fountain pen. Word comes from pen and anorak

Mr Winterburn is such a PENORAK. All he does, all day long is to sit there fiddling with his pen!

by pushymybum August 28, 2008

penterprise

the unobjected use of other persons' pens or pencils aka pen swap

"Hey man, let me see your pen, it's a free penterprise around here."

by Ian V. November 1, 2005

peniority

having a penis that is much thicker, longer, and bigger than another. could either be circumcised or uncut.

usually includes ball size and how much cum is released.

"dude that girl is mine"

"bro no way she's mine, i have peniority over you"

by bigballzboi September 20, 2012

penor

A penis.The 1337 spelling. If you would like to view one then look down. If it's not there then either your a girl or I cut it off.

I cut off Jakes penor.

by cardboard January 13, 2008

Penor Felching

when a man fucks a woman in the ass, cums inside her, then pulls out hes dick and holds it under her ass as she squeezes out the cum on hes dick. Then makes her suck hes dick clean and swallow it

While doing my girlfriend in the ass last night, i decided to finish up inside her, then noticing she was dripping, i decided to make her squeeze it all over my dick, then i made her suck and lick it all clean, oh how i love penor felching

by giggla! July 25, 2010

penile pentrometric episiotomy

When a big fat dick splits a pussy so bad that it rips the taint resulting in the poor bitch having to go to the emergency room for sutures.

Hello, 911, please send an ambulance immediately. I accidentally just performed a tri- input penile pentrometric episiotomy on this fucking bitch and she is bleeding like a stuck pig from the cunt and ass. She is in and out of consciousness and is going into shock. Her breath sounds are diminished and her heart rate is rapid and her pulse is weak. Her pupils are dilated and not reacting to light . She keeps screaming for more cock and an aspirin. Don't send the cops because I am doing bong hits and my medical marijuana card is expired.

by Goldbagger January 18, 2010

penorkis

is the official slang word for your bell end. Penis is short for penorkis.

Have a go at the size of his penorkis!

by Schnafter June 28, 2007