Penge

To Penge oneself, is to catch or collide one's genital region accidentally on a static object such as a table corner, fence post or shelf, usually in a mundane every day situation.

i got up from my chair too quickly and penged myself on the desk

by Borne July 24, 2007

Peng

Peng, short for penguin.

"Aww babe check out that cute peng"
Or
"Bro you got any peng biscuits for my tea and shit?"

by Megaross November 27, 2009

Peng

Noun. A term which means marijuana

Verb. A term which means smoking marijuana

Usage as a noun - "Pass the peng"

Usage as a verb - "He's penging that spliff"

by M.Hustler December 19, 2007

Penged

Being caught off guard by a homosexual object or comment.

Person 1: What the fcuk is that?

2# Dude that’s a picture of Gareth!

1# Oh man I just got penged.

2# You got penged bigg man.

by Mr Pacman June 14, 2010

penging

Penging meaning something really sick, great, fun, wild or sexy. (stemmed from the word Peng) Used widely in Bristol and Bradford; mostly among the large communities of Patels.

That place was penging!

by p1e2n3g4doctor January 1, 2012

Penge

The half swilled skank at the bottom of a beer glass, usually a pint.

"Would you care to finish off my penge?"

by Silly Paper Horse November 28, 2009

Peng

Peng is the road man way of saying, ‘beautiful’

Fred: Oi blud! Your girl isa peng ting!

Josh: shut up.

by Roadman Innit August 2, 2019