Pendejear

To fuck around, shoot the breeze.

To dick around doing nothing.

"Que vas a hacer despues de clase?"
"No se. Pendejear en la cafeteria."

"What are you gonna do after class?"
"Dunno. Just dick around in the cafeteria."

by CHIDA August 9, 2009

penile attention deficit disorder (padd)

A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.

When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."

by Xander913 January 7, 2014

penile fracture

The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.

I'm in the hospital because I have a penile fracture

by I'm a gypo 123 March 22, 2017

penile fracture

An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.

A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.

by a guy at wwphs$ June 15, 2017

penilelity

The unfortunate side effect of being a femboy with a large penis, whereby they are not taken as seriously as other femboys with smaller, more petite penises.

I feel like not as many men want me as femboy due to my larger penis. I pay a hefty penilelity and I wish I could have a penis reduction.

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Donkey Peddler

An Irish man who makes fun of people on the Internet starting irrelevant arguments about world war two and then jumps on his donkey and peddles it to safety.

Stu is a donkey peddler

by Tortorific October 24, 2014

Mrs. Pendland

Former principal of brookwood elementary school in Leawood Kansas. Bitch looks things up in urban dictionary to get students in trouble. Fucking suspended usfor shooting prices of paper and signs on the wall. Asks things like “if I got on the table and started dancing, would it be expected or unexpected.” With your ass it is EXPECTED. Overall a weird hoe, daughter was hot though.

That would be expected of you Mrs. Pendland

by Mysteriousjebblet November 27, 2018