A cell phone conversation about nothing that goes on for an excessive period of time. It must exist in its own little world and have nothing to do with anything that could possibly lead to something productive.
Dude 1: Do you think a pineapple could fit into a pelican's beak?
Dude 2: Well that depends on how big the pineapple is, is it a fish sized pineapple or a pineapple sized pineapple.
Dude 1: They make fish sized pineapples?
Dude 2: I don't know, do they? I just used that since pelicans eat fish... I guess it depends on how big the pelican's beak is.
Dude 1: Whoa, we got to stop having this pelican talk and figure out when we're going to hang out.
Dude 2: Well that depends on how big the pineapple is, is it a fish sized pineapple or a pineapple sized pineapple.
Dude 1: They make fish sized pineapples?
Dude 2: I don't know, do they? I just used that since pelicans eat fish... I guess it depends on how big the pelican's beak is.
Dude 1: Whoa, we got to stop having this pelican talk and figure out when we're going to hang out.
by Rory Arthur March 16, 2008
Same as a queef but with a hint of fish
(queef- a sound made by the expulsion of air from the vagina during or just after penetration)
(queef- a sound made by the expulsion of air from the vagina during or just after penetration)
by Jean Dom February 25, 2010
A Wikipedia vandal, who is notorious for placing signs which block text and replace it with Pelican Shit or some variation on that using poorly written CSS and HTML. Has over 900 sockpuupets. More can be found @ Longterm-abuse on Wikipedia.
Googling ass pus, spongebutt squarepenis and pelican shit will show most of his handiwork.
Googling ass pus, spongebutt squarepenis and pelican shit will show most of his handiwork.
One day, I looked up something on wikipedia, and written in a colorful table at the top of the page was:
This page fucked up by
*** PELICAN SHIT PRODUCTIONS ***
Got Ass Pus?
And when I scrolled down it didn't move, so I refreshed the page until it was fixed two minutes later.
This page fucked up by
*** PELICAN SHIT PRODUCTIONS ***
Got Ass Pus?
And when I scrolled down it didn't move, so I refreshed the page until it was fixed two minutes later.
by UrbanVision5000 December 14, 2010
by yeahyeahfire May 15, 2018
He's a pelican that is highly suspicious.
"Someone: does something"
"SuspiciousPelican: What a cuck"
"Someone: does something"
"SuspiciousPelican: What a cuck"
"he is a suspicious pelican"
by SkyTohru April 16, 2020
by TheFrenchDuck February 15, 2021
by ElectricMoose69 February 05, 2021