A cell phone conversation about nothing that goes on for an excessive period of time. It must exist in its own little world and have nothing to do with anything that could possibly lead to something productive.
Dude 1: Do you think a pineapple could fit into a pelican's beak?
Dude 2: Well that depends on how big the pineapple is, is it a fish sized pineapple or a pineapple sized pineapple.
Dude 1: They make fish sized pineapples?
Dude 2: I don't know, do they? I just used that since pelicans eat fish... I guess it depends on how big the pelican's beak is.
Dude 1: Whoa, we got to stop having this pelican talk and figure out when we're going to hang out.
Dude 2: Well that depends on how big the pineapple is, is it a fish sized pineapple or a pineapple sized pineapple.
Dude 1: They make fish sized pineapples?
Dude 2: I don't know, do they? I just used that since pelicans eat fish... I guess it depends on how big the pelican's beak is.
Dude 1: Whoa, we got to stop having this pelican talk and figure out when we're going to hang out.
by Rory Arthur March 15, 2008
Get the Pelican Talkmug. Same as a queef but with a hint of fish
(queef- a sound made by the expulsion of air from the vagina during or just after penetration)
(queef- a sound made by the expulsion of air from the vagina during or just after penetration)
by Jean Dom February 25, 2010
Get the Pelican queefmug. A Wikipedia vandal, who is notorious for placing signs which block text and replace it with Pelican Shit or some variation on that using poorly written CSS and HTML. Has over 900 sockpuupets. More can be found @ Longterm-abuse on Wikipedia.
Googling ass pus, spongebutt squarepenis and pelican shit will show most of his handiwork.
Googling ass pus, spongebutt squarepenis and pelican shit will show most of his handiwork.
One day, I looked up something on wikipedia, and written in a colorful table at the top of the page was:
This page fucked up by
*** PELICAN SHIT PRODUCTIONS ***
Got Ass Pus?
And when I scrolled down it didn't move, so I refreshed the page until it was fixed two minutes later.
This page fucked up by
*** PELICAN SHIT PRODUCTIONS ***
Got Ass Pus?
And when I scrolled down it didn't move, so I refreshed the page until it was fixed two minutes later.
by UrbanVision5000 December 14, 2010
Get the Pelican Shitmug. 
by TheFrenchDuck February 14, 2021
Get the Modest pelicanmug. by ElectricMoose69 February 4, 2021
Get the Florida Pelicanmug. A girl on her knees symmetrically jerking a cock in each hand. The motion resembles the flapping of a sweaty pelican followed by a screaching plea for "caaaawk!"
Grasping two mackerel sized cocks, one in each hand, the Sweaty Pelican at once felt satiated in her natural environment and cried "caaawk!"
by mackarelcock October 18, 2013
Get the sweaty pelicanmug.