1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
by A’Merkin September 14, 2023
Get the Peeny Smooshmug. An Insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny. Every time this word is uttered a star implodes and turns into a black hole.
Person: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person: Don’t make me do it.
Person 2: Do it
Person: ur granny tranny!
Person 2: Ha that’s nothing!
Person 2: ur peeny teeny.
*Person bursts into flames and the Big Dipper is destroyed*
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person: Don’t make me do it.
Person 2: Do it
Person: ur granny tranny!
Person 2: Ha that’s nothing!
Person 2: ur peeny teeny.
*Person bursts into flames and the Big Dipper is destroyed*
by Feesh the shrub killer May 28, 2018
Get the Peeny Teenymug. The far more fun name for a cocktail made with pineapple juice or pineapple chunks, coconut cream, and rum. Known for its sweet, easy-drinking taste that masks a sizable alcohol content (around 2 oz of rum per drink).
by TrulyGrimm March 21, 2023
Get the Peeny Coladamug. A wonderful song made by Baljit Gharuan that became a friend groups inside joke and now they say peeni whenever they feel the need to.
by anonymous August 2, 2021
Get the Peenimug. by Billiam wonks william February 1, 2022
Get the Peenie Weeniemug.