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Peef

I just peefed out of my dink in Noah's ass
by Peefsmeller February 23, 2025
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peef

woah that guy is the coolest guy ever. he must be peef
by peef-1 March 8, 2023
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Peef

When a man farts through his penis. Also a children's story book character. Coincidence? I think not.
I tried to let it rip, but instead it became a peef.
by ScreamingSundae May 11, 2018
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Peef

The practice of Peef is to have a case of such explosive shits that you rocket yourself through the ceiling. It also is when some one shits so hard they tear a hole in their pants or their toilet. The last person to have a case of Peef launched themselves into orbit and was hit by a Satilite, this tragic story is a prime example of why you should wish to never have peef, this is why you never want to go to Chipotle.
Damn bro I just had the biggest fucking Peef ever my house broke.!
by Rscott1st January 25, 2019
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peef

by idklolIlikefunnyhahas April 8, 2024
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Peef

The act of forcing air out of the tip of a fully erect or half erect penis. This is basically the male form of queefing.
I woke up this morning with morning wood and I accidentally peefed my bed. It startled me so much that I shit the bed. What a morning.
by Lincoln G. July 31, 2020
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Peef

give me a peef
by coolkat August 10, 2020
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