peckerwood

Peckerwood: Someone who has a tiny penis, skinny, and pen shaped.

Bart has a peckerwood, his last girlfriend told me how small it was!

Girl: He had tiny penis!
Girl2: HAHAHAH I'm going to tell everyone!
girl: HAHAH yah, his cock looked like a tiny little pen.
Girl2: HAHAHA Thats called a peckerwood!

by b250 December 6, 2006

peckerwood

A derogatory term used by blacks for white males. The idea being that they don't know how to use their peckers. And that their peckers have as much feeling as a piece of wood. With a connotation that their minds aren't very sensitive either.

Look at the way that peckerwood walks. Huy...mph <Rising tone as said in the movie, Mama's House.

by laughingdragon September 4, 2006

peckerwood socialist

People like George W. Bush who pretends to be a Republican but never did anything to help reduce the gap in education, income, and home ownership between Black and White Americans.

Includes any Republican that does not support President Trump.

A peckerwood socialist is a Republican like George W. Bush who refused to stand with President Trump.

by Grandpahalfdime March 12, 2019

Peckerwood

Peckerwood derived from the blacks forcing the whites into orally pleasuring them (because they looked like a the woodpecker pecking wood while thrusting another man's "wood" down their throat) in prison during a time period of history when the white population in prison was very few and far between. The term is now IGNORANTLY worn proudly by a large number of white Americans in prison.

"DROP to your knees PECKERWOOD!"

by johnsmith91981 June 12, 2018

peckerwood

derogatory term for a white male, primarily used by african americans

this term came about in part because of the stereotype that African American males have bigger peckers than white males and know how to use them: they can have slow sex with their women because of the size of their peckers and their mad skills. on the other hand, white males stereotypically have smaller peckers and thus must thrust very fast like a wood pecker pecking wood in order to please their women with said peckers. therefore white males are peckerwoods also an inversion of the word "woodpecker."

Damn peckerwoods, always tryin to beat down the black folk!

by aerynNIsquared February 21, 2009

Peckerwood Syndrome

This is an uncommon form of disease that is usually involved with a male and female in a long-term/serious relationship. It involves the female becoming obsessed with the male to the point where she has to wear a 20" strap-on dildo in order to keep the male locked down. This disease can include the following: looking like a married couple, very quiet, keep to themselves, maybe encounter them once a blue moon, being denied of buying a paintball gun, single people being denied to go anywhere with them such as a trip because they are not in the choir, little fun, yelling and very serious. Couples with this syndrome usually block out everything else in their lives besides themselves, but what we must not forget, is that these people don't realize what they have. For the people that don’t have this disease must know is that, these kind tend to criticize or cut up people who are single or who have a normal relationship, without realizing that they are losing their lives to this madness. For these people, they should wake up and watch the sun shine past through their windows in the morning, everyday realizing, that they are slowing losing their past, whether it be friends, hobbies, or activities. This is a very sad situation, and no one in the right mind wants to ever catch this terrible disease.

Male A - "Oh, Shannon....i'm going to the guyzz house for some poker tonight if that's alright with you"
Female A - "I dont think so Benjamin, come over here, ill be punishing you tonight for even asking me that"

Male B - "Wow, thats sweet, i wanna get a gun like that"
Female B - "Excuse me Albert, you are not buying no gun when your suppossed to be buying me a purse tomorrow"

Single A - "Hey guyzz, guess what, im coming on the trip"
Female A - "No your not, your gonna ruin this trip for us all, and your not even in the choir"
Single A - "K, so ill join the choir, im a natural singer"
Friend A - "Relax, whats wrong with Max coming, jeez"

Male B - "Alright, im going home cause im getting tired and wanna go to bed"
Single A - "Oh wow, is it your bed time already baby, stop lying and play some poker"
Male B - "oh hi, ya i love you to, alright im on my way (he says in a gayish voice)"
Single A - "Where you going now, i thought you were tired"
Male B - "Ya sorry, but i have to go and kiss Elizabeth goodnite, or ill never hear the end of it"

Friends at poker night - "HAHA, i can't believe they have Peckerwood syndrome"

by WallyGlen March 19, 2008

peckerwood

A detrimental comment usually alikened to calling someone a penis. Used in a few rare films with great hilarity

Gerry you Peckerwood that's a crocodile not an alligator.

by Crispin Whattley September 13, 2005