Peanut

When someone nuts and urinates at the same time and everything within 45 centimeters will just vanish
“Why is there a hole in the ground?”
“Someone did a peanut.”
“Oh, not again...”
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A member of the Modern Toss pantheon of comics and comic characters, chronicalling the power struggle that rages within the world-famous Mod supergroup Peanut. The comic features the characters Dave (bass player), Paul(drummer), Gary (lead singer), Rodriguez (Gary's PA) and Spodsie (Manager).

It needs to be pointed out that the band members are more noted for their violent methods than their music. The comic largely follows the exploits of Dave and Paul, as they attempt to discover why they have been dropped from the band.

In short, the funniest comic strip ever!
(Manager's office. Spodsie is talking to Dave and Paul)

Spodsie: "Yeah, I've been meaning to call you for a while. Gary's splitting the band up and he's taking the name 'Peanut' with him. And you spastics better start looking for a proper job! Ha ha ha!

Dave: You fucking cunt, Spodsie. Shit it! *knees Spodsie in the chin*

Spodsie: Oof!

*Dave punches Spodsie in the face with a loud 'Smack'*

Spodsie: Ooooohh!

*Dave karate chops Spodsie in the neck, sending blood spurting all over the room*

Dave: Shitter *pulls a gun on Spods and shoots him several times in the chest and abdomen*

Paul: You were a bit hard on old Spodsie there Dave.

Dave: That's nothing Paul. When I get hold of Gary I'm going to turn him into a nut!

Like I said - funny shit.
by J June 08, 2005
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A small and bald headed man/boy with a head shaped like a peanut, tending to hate fat people.
by Andy155 September 01, 2006
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Derogative aimed at Female nipples particularly when aroused or on a cold day, reference to hardness and shape of the delicious bar snack.
She is smuggling "peanuts"

Check out the "peanuts" on her!
by Admiral Akbar April 22, 2005
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the result on pulling on a persons tie ( very tight knot)
*Jerry walks over to steve*

Jerry: PEANUT!!!

*Jerry pulls very very hard on either bits of tie til there be a tight knot at the top
by Brianetta November 21, 2006
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1: Alias for penis. Used when someone who thinks 'penis' is offensive is present.

2: A comic strip.

3: A delicious food served primarily at baseball stadiums and circuses.
1: Mom, I hurt my peanuts.

2: I read the Peanuts strip in the Sunday news.

3: I bought a bag of peanuts at the Detroit Tigers game.
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Another name for SCP 173, usually used in SCP: Secret Laboratory
O no peanut is there” (silence for 1 second) (d-boi blinks) (neck snap)
by RoyelPixel ._. October 12, 2018
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