Pessimistic

A negative Nancy/John. Usually also a simp

“That guy John is so pessimistic”

by Negative 1234 May 4, 2020

Possimistic

A made-up word combining "positive" and "optimistic" invented by Big Brother Australia 2008 contestant Travis Gilyana

I'm very possimistic about winning Big Brother!

by the_one_ August 9, 2008

Passimist

The annoying person sitting on my left.

Person: ugh you're such a passimist
Passimist: what's passimist?
Person: The annoying person sitting on my left.

by Apsyeusj May 1, 2014

Pascifisticuff

a punch with the fist from a person claiming to be a pascifist.

I was ready to fight that coward but he said he didn't believe in fighting. I turned around and he threw down pascifisticuffs while I wasn't looking.

by Wet Shrub February 20, 2009

pussifist

Someone who is completely and utterly obsessed with pussy. So much so they dedicate their life to the pussy way.

Nah man I don't suck cock I'm a pussifist!

by Skrimp November 16, 2013

passivate

to make somebody passive (in analogy to activate sb.)

Digital devices passivate people.

We should be careful about introducing tablets in our school because research has shown that they tend to passivate students.

by Jochen Lüders November 22, 2016

Pastavist

Someone who participates in the act of Pastavism: participation in a social or political movement by only copying and pasting content that has not been validated and is written by someone else who is unknown by the pastavist.

"Did you see that Marry posted another stupid comment that she clearly didn't write? She is such a pastavist."

by bwdevel May 27, 2016