peasants

Non-tumblr users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.

Fangirl: "But mom, I can't go to school. It's full of peasants"

by huntingsmauglock August 20, 2012

En passant

Fucking someone sideways or getting fucked sideways so bad you start questions the meaning of life

When it comes to the age old game of chess, Magnum Carlos has the ability to En passant a MF straight into the end times

by stillnotclicked September 20, 2021

pamantha

for people named pam who has a sister named samantha. you can mix up their names to make it samela and pamantha

a: hey isn't that pamantha?
b: oh yeah! isn't she samela's sister?
a: yup!

by jweokjfejoijw March 19, 2009

Dead Peasant

Dead Peasant Policy: a life insurance policy that employers can own as the beneficiary in case their employee dies.
This immoral and unethical practice by many large corporations was unknown to the average American worker until the film maker Michael Moore popularly exposed its existence and wide spread abuse at the turn of the 21st century.

Hey my fields will not get plowed if my peasants suddenly die and my crops rot. I need insurance on my dead peasants. Hey, then I can make even more money if I deny my peasants health care and work them to death.

by SpottedBlueDog October 5, 2009

Peasant Afro

A person who is very plebeian. In fact, he is the most peasant-like of all the peasants. In addition, he is a very aggressive and lazy person as a whole. In fact, he is such a spoiled brat that even his own nanny packs his school bag even though he is 13 years old. Also, his iced tea sucks. But what most annoys people of him is his immense afro and obsession with brands. So all in all, he is a humble, plebeian cauliflower/microphone

DISCLAIMER: Do not be a Peasant Afro

"YOU SIR, ARE A PEASANT"
-Peasant Afro

by blondelotus48 January 26, 2018

techno peasant

Someone who has absolutely no idea how technology works and how to use it.

dude, your mom cant open her own email, what a techno peasant

wow, this noob is a freaking techno peasant he cant even find porn on the internets

by Rocky1`21123123123 January 15, 2008

Techno Peasant

Someone who knows nothing, or has limited knowledge about technology.

Sally - 'Whats the difference between internet and intranet?
Brett - 'God! you're the biggest techno peasant!'

by rhiannonRIOT January 29, 2008