Wal-Mart paranoid

1. When one is at Wal-Mart or any other large store and they see someone they don't like/ don't want to talk to and spend the rest of the time trying to avoid that person. One becomes paranoid and worries that the person will stalk them down and talk to them.

"Oh my gosh, Marcus, it's Kaci. We have to hide now! and there's Brittany! and Marci! Quick, turn left before they see us!"
"I'm so Wal-Mart paranoid right now... I'm afraid she's going to pop around the corner and try to start a conversation!"

by ktxtensen May 22, 2006

Paranatural

A webcomic by Zack Morrison. Paranatural takes place in Mayview, a small town inhabited by ghosts, that only spectrals can see.
Max Puckett just moved in (...in a 7/11 might I add...) with his sister and father. Max starts to see these ghosts on the first day of school, and gets involved in some pretty crazy ghost shenanigans with being a spectral.
Other characters include Isaac O'Conner, Isabel Guerra, Ed Burger, and Richard (Mr.) Spender.

Paranatural GIF below!

"Have you seen the newest Paranatural update yet?"

by Webcomic Anon February 8, 2017

Paranipples

when you're sucking on a goth's tit and she goes oooooo, because she's dead inside.

I was sucking on her tit, then I realised she had paranipples because she was dead.

by paranipples August 7, 2018

paranoid space

A place where paranoid people go to escape from reality instead of facing it.

The paranoid space is a nothing more than something made up by the media.

by Word Madman March 31, 2019

Paranostalgia

Grief over the loss of person/place/time period never experienced and (probably) romanticized.

I once came across a photo of some glamorous New Wave kids standing outside a club in 1980s London and I felt an acute sense of paranostalgia.
Sometimes I feel paranostalgic listening to my mom's old 1960s vinyl LPs.

by Callbee March 3, 2020

Parannoya

The profound irritation that comes from reading outrageous conspiracy theories.

I could barely stomach reading that post about how vaccines cause the earth to flatten, and now I’m just wound up with parannoya.

by Bad Beth and Beyond April 29, 2020

paranon

A paranoid moron.

That guy on tv is such a paranon, he actually brought a bulletproof vest to a mcdonalds.

by Manga nerd January 8, 2023