Paramoreism

The relgion that consists of worshipping the ultimate band: Paramore. This religion consists of 5 rules:
1) Paramore is the highest mortal power in existance.
2) Never use "Paramore" or the band members' names in vain.
3) All conversations can be linked back to Paramore.
4) When asked a question, Paramore is the universal answer.
5) Parahaters are allowed to be publicly ridiculed and harrassed and should be.

I just adopted the religion of Paramoreism today.

1) (pretty self explanitory)
2) Damn Paramore!
3) Parwhore 1: Hey how was the mall?
Parawhore 2: Good. (Paramore)
Parawhore 1: What did you buy?
Parawhore 2: Some pants. (Paramore)
Parawhore 1: HEY! PARAMORE ALL HAVE ORANGE PANTS!!
4) Q: How was your day? A: Paramore
5) Parahater: Paramore sux!
Parawhore 1: Well you wouldn't know good music if it sang to you!
Parawhore 2: Yeah! And you're stupid!
Parawhore 1: Go away and listen to what you call "music": The Naked Brothers Band!

by Greg Phillips January 28, 2008

Paramoron

Someone who has become ultimately obsessed with the Band Paramore. Not a day goes by that they don't think or listen about Paramore. They'll defend them, and kick the ass of any girl who talks shit about them. And if a guy is a Parahater... the "Paramoron" will some way or another get bowling balls strapped to their foot and kick them smack in the balls. It seems like almost every conversation that a Paramoron has will end up involving Paramore.
Paramore is the best!

Parahater: Ugh, are you listening to Paramore?
Paramoron: Got a problem with it?!
Paramore: Maybe. And maybe you could give me your Riot! CD so i can shove it in a fat guy's rolls where it belongs.
Paramoron: Well why don't you give me your Hannah Montana CD so I can shove it up your ASS!

*Then the Paramoron pushes the Parahater down a steep hill, and yells-That's what you get...(then whispers)... when you let you heart win.*

by Paramore (and TDWP) Rulez D00d April 14, 2009

Pajamas

An article of clothing so comfortable that you'll want to wear it everywhere, but looks so stupid on you that you only end up wearing it in private.

I stayed home sick from work all weekend. I never left the house, and didn't even get out of my pajamas.

by stereopump March 26, 2009

paramore

possibly the best band in the whole entire universe.

paramore is dope.
hayley williams is a hot piece of ass, kk?

by jordandda October 21, 2007

cat's pajamas

The term "cat's pajamas" comes from E.B. Katz, an English tailor of the late 1700's and early 1800's, who made the finest silk pajamas for royalty and other wealth patrons. This phrase is often likened to and/or confused with the 20's term "cat's meow".

Katz's pajamas are the cat's pajamas.

by skulldugger December 23, 2007

the cat's pajamas

50's slang for something that is cool beyond imagine.

The new elvis record is the cat's pajamas

by phi April 25, 2004

paramedic

An absolute hero. Largely unappreciated by the general population until they are gasping for their last breath after 25 pints of Stella and a kicking par excellance on a Friday night.

The person who saves your scrawny, puke and blood covered arse outside Tall Trees next friday.

by Jimbone October 7, 2004