Adult Parallel Play

When a bunch of people are sitting in a cafe interacting with their laptops or phones rather than with each other.

Isn't it fascinating how so many people engage in adult parallel play in cafes and then complain about how lonely they are?

by BK8675309 March 7, 2014

parallel parking

When two men lay their penses on top of one another and stroke them at the same time.

Wow, that parallel parking job last night really hit the spot.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

parallel parking

sexual intercourse

June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.

by Dunky Oggins November 9, 2003

parallelogram

the physical posture of someone that's crippled, usually marked by their leaning slouch to one side, as noted by a vertical parallelogram.

John: "Holy shit a parallelogram messaged me on myspace."
Joe: "You gonna hit it?"
John: "Probably."

by crippy August 19, 2009

parallel angles

when 2 straight angels (180 degrees) are the exact same distance apart from eachother at all points thus making the 2 angles parallel

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^^^^^these 2 angles are parallel angles

by cchhaall March 27, 2007

Parallel Farce

The manuver in which rather than following the standard method for parallel parking, one simply pulls into a spot nose-first and proceeds to straighten out as if they had done an actual parallel parking job. Also, the telling of a story of parallel parking using such a method

"...So I was parallel parking, and I just pulled in without backing up or anything."
"Oh...so you mean a parallel farce?"

by Mr. Kraft Singles October 18, 2008

Parallenym

A word that isn't an official word in the dictionary but one that someone would recognize and understand it's meaning. Either regularly used or made-up on the spot. Often slang.

Parallenym examples: quid, l33tster, motor broating, fat angst, benk, mutha, shit creek, tltr, hump day, ect

by Ur Mom goes 2 college January 2, 2010