Plumping Paradise

A small tropical island in Oceania where inhabitants are known as Oblongs and live under Oblong Law.

The island hosts the annual, critically acclaimed music festival, Plumpfest.

Plumping Paradise is the top tourist destination of 2019.

by oblong1 December 12, 2019

Paradise Shit

The paradise shit is when you take a really good shit, that really relaxes you and that just feels really good and relieving, you get your best creative ideas during a paradise shit and life just turns out to not be so bad after one.

Mark: Holy shit dude! I just had a paradise shit
Jeff: FUCK MAN! I WISH I GOT A PARADISE SHIT TODAY, I INSTEAD GOT A JACK THE RIPPER SHIT

by Search up Mayor of Lannach September 07, 2021

Snipers paradise

Any semi-hardened target that has extremely deficient perimeter management awareness capability.

Sure, we've got some car bomb road blocks. But just look around the compound; this place is a Snipers Paradise. There is NO WAY we can control the perimeter high ground.

by YAWA June 20, 2021

Paradise Problems

These are problems, which, if you don’t live in Paradise you don’t feel sorry for people that have them. As mywalksinparadise would say, “I know it’s freezing where many of you are at right now, so I know you won’t care, but it’s a little too hot today.”

Well folks, I’m having some paradise problems right now. It’s so sunny I can’t see my phone.

by mywalksinparadise February 21, 2023

paradise machine

an inexplicable feeling of ecstasy resulting from a physical or mental triumph.

I don't know how I managed to pass that class but whatever, I'm on the paradise machine now baby.

by Anodomini89 January 24, 2009

Pergin paradise

Its a place where all beautiful pergins go to live in harmony.

Come, lets go to pergin paradise, pergins!

by Potatosquashedtatertot December 22, 2019

screwdriver in paradise

The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.

Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.

by smokeyblair June 08, 2019