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sad panda

An unhappy, disappointed person. The phrase can be traced back to an episode of the cartoon South Park, in which the "Sexual Harassment Panda" teaches the children what is and isn't sexual harassment.

For extra sadness, the "a" in sad is drawn out.
I'm a saaaad panda, because my favorite band just broke up.
by Stephanie M. December 19, 2003
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Plastic Paddy

A Plastic Paddy is someone who claims to be Irish but never actually been to Ireland. Usually these people have a overly romantic view of Ireland. They are surprised when they go to Ireland and discover modern conveniences like shopping centres and WiFi.

They'll often try to claim to be related to a famous Irish king like Brian Boru as if it's something unique even though Brian Boru could potentially have over a million descendants.

They may ask Irish people abroad do they know "Thomas from Cork, or Mary from Kilkenny", as if Ireland is one giant village where everyone knows each other on a first name basis.

They call the Irish language "Gaelic" and often have misspelled tattoos in "Gaelic". It's not uncommon for plastic paddies to mistake elements of Scottish culture with Irish culture such as the wearing of kilts. Calling yourself "Irish" when you have only a modicum of Irish heritage may be way trying to justify your alcoholicism or enhancing your chances of becoming US president.
"That guy is such a plastic paddy, he kept talking to me about his families kilt pattern and I hadn't a fucking clue what he was talking about"
by IMLOOKINGINYOURDOOR October 13, 2021
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Panda Shits

The aftermath of Panda Express. Always sloppy... sometimes painful.

Is believed to have caused a young child to die... damn you orange chicken.

See the squirts
Lonnie and Steve love going to Panda Express despite having panda shits right after.
by L0NN!E October 27, 2008
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Panayotou

1. A small otter with a large/greek nose.

2. A winged pokemon with a beak like nose and long curly hair.
E: Hey guys, look over there....
V: Is that a... a.. ?
V: Panayotou?
E: Yeah I think it is,
V: What are the chances of that.
by elvicplasty April 1, 2010
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panda spanked

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.
Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.
by enile8 May 12, 2011
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Panda Threat Level

Panda Threat Level

The Panda Threat Level (PTL) is a subsequent result of harvesting Panda Points into an undesired amount. Although the expression of the level is different per individual the increase is paired with increased explicit comments, sexual harassement or obscene gestures.
Oh my, your Panda Threat Level is high, isn't it? Are you that desperately in need of some attention?
by Freaky_Angelus October 2, 2014
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Panayot

A smart, sexy Bulgarian boy that gets straight As. Is a weeb. Great at kissing, will try to wriggle away if you hug him, and great sexual organism.
Girl: OMG! How did Panayot get an A. I just wanna smash him.
by invlsyn September 1, 2020
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