Pussy pamper

To give your vagina treatments that may improve the appearance of it

I’m going to the new salon down the road for a pussy pamper

by Lightbulb307 October 28, 2019

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 09, 2025

The Pampered Chef

When you're doing a girl wearing an apron and you choke her with it, then put a pestle in her ass like a buttplug.

I gave this chick The Pampered Chef on Friday, she loved it!

by darkenoch December 12, 2015

Pamper Damper

When you have a one time sexual intercourse with a girl, and leave her the next day, possibly impregnating her. "Pump her, dump her"

I think I'm gonna pamper damper tonight.

by SizzleDizzleLizzle May 31, 2021

moms i'd like to pamper

MILP

Moms I'd Like to Pamper

by Lyubi November 11, 2015

Pissy pamper

Used to describe someone (usually from Ohio) when they are throwing a fit about I’ll defined graphs.

You’re being a pissy pamper!

by Drpoprockus June 09, 2022

pampered pony

Is a high maintenance female, that needs to be waited on hand and foot. Basically a spoiled brat.

Look at Dawn over there getting her nails done for the 5th time this week. She’s such a pampered pony.

by MormonMafia88 May 25, 2022