Scolted Ox

His car runs like a scolted ox.
by TurkeySlayer July 31, 2011
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Skewered Ox

Sexual position in which two guys kneeling, facing each other, girl between them: one cock in mouth, and the other in the vag. The trick is, that the girl must be curled up in fetal position, and the two guys must hold her whole weight by the sheer force of their erected penis.

For added difficulty - set a campfire under the bitch, and turn her around slowly, as a skewered ox on a barbecue party.
Dude, Jim and I hooked up with that drunk girl last night and ran the skewered ox on her.
by achaholic December 07, 2011
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mad ox

really awkward. usually includes making ox horns with your hands while saying "mad ox". other spellings include: mad awks, mad aux, etc.
that scene was mad ox.
by midsummernightfairy August 23, 2011
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Blue Ox

To be vigorously masterbated by a semi driver while taking a shower at a truck stop.
I was enjoying the free shower that came with my fuel fill when all of a sudden I was blue oxed by a Schnieder International driver.
by Chichicaaaago July 08, 2012
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ollie ox

honestly compared to me, yer guns are pansy...
I got hepatitis pistols that shoot A B and C - WMD, Ollie Ox
by solid gold July 31, 2006
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White Ox

The worst tobacco known to man. I believe Saddam was going to use this stuff in his weapons of mass destruction.
Boy what is that smell, Oh its just Choppa smoking his White Ox.
by H.A.R.F July 21, 2003
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hot ox

Cheap, ordinary marijuana; usually contains shake, stems and seeds. So crappy its almost like it's tobacco painted green.
The bag of hot ox we got last night from Fred didn't get me lifted that much; only slightly toasted.
by Dr. Claw February 15, 2007
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