Scolted Ox

Something so badass its ridiculous.

His car runs like a scolted ox.

by TurkeySlayer July 31, 2011

Skewered Ox

Sexual position in which two guys kneeling, facing each other, girl between them: one cock in mouth, and the other in the vag. The trick is, that the girl must be curled up in fetal position, and the two guys must hold her whole weight by the sheer force of their erected penis.

For added difficulty - set a campfire under the bitch, and turn her around slowly, as a skewered ox on a barbecue party.

Dude, Jim and I hooked up with that drunk girl last night and ran the skewered ox on her.

by achaholic December 6, 2011

mad ox

really awkward. usually includes making ox horns with your hands while saying "mad ox". other spellings include: mad awks, mad aux, etc.

that scene was mad ox.

by midsummernightfairy August 25, 2011

Blue Ox

To be vigorously masterbated by a semi driver while taking a shower at a truck stop.

I was enjoying the free shower that came with my fuel fill when all of a sudden I was blue oxed by a Schnieder International driver.

by Chichicaaaago July 9, 2012

ollie ox

underground rapper and slam poet

honestly compared to me, yer guns are pansy...
I got hepatitis pistols that shoot A B and C - WMD, Ollie Ox

by solid gold July 31, 2006

White Ox

The worst tobacco known to man. I believe Saddam was going to use this stuff in his weapons of mass destruction.

Boy what is that smell, Oh its just Choppa smoking his White Ox.

by H.A.R.F July 21, 2003

hot ox

Cheap, ordinary marijuana; usually contains shake, stems and seeds. So crappy its almost like it's tobacco painted green.

The bag of hot ox we got last night from Fred didn't get me lifted that much; only slightly toasted.

by Dr. Claw February 15, 2007