Emergency pizza outfit is a socially acceptable looking set of clothes that pizza pros put on after ordering pizza online. The emergency outfit usually stays hidden under a comfy, stretched and obviously dirty sweater that gets thrown on a floor in panic upon hearing a doorbell by the pizza pro.
In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.
In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.
Gurl, I'm so on point today. I even put on my emergency pizza outfit, so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a freaking flat troll.
by peanutbuttermothernutter December 7, 2016

The outfit you wear when you’re going through it, the one you always go to because it’s comfy
An outfit you wear for days on end because of your inability to get up and change/bathe.
An outfit you wear for days on end because of your inability to get up and change/bathe.
by Live4LOONA February 19, 2023

When you friend that parties a lot and always pulls all-nighters that he shows up to the party in this brunch outfit without any intention of going to sleep.
by stormchaser123 January 19, 2018

An outfit worn by a shitty superintendent at graduation who couldn’t care less about his appearance or what the community thinks of him.
by KimPossible33 July 5, 2024

by Gugo818 February 25, 2024

I've gotten so used to wearing my pandemic-pants, that I had total outfit-anxiety while getting ready for Candi and Ben's wedding. I had it all picked out, ready the night before, then changed my mind shortly before walking out the door and changed the whole thing. What's the point of all the anxiety? As if anyone cares!
by JaneGordon.com August 11, 2023
