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Reverse Ostrich

A sophisticated form of giving oral sex when when the woman is standing on her feet, knees locked with her back facing your head and arms behind her back. Much like an ostrich sticking it's head in the ground (for whatever reason they do that), the woman bends forward at her waist and performs oral sex on the man who is laying on his back.
The woman won my heart when she, without announcement, performed the reverse ostrich on me. I knew at that moment the relationship would last at least two more weeks.
by The Little Boy Who Could February 2, 2013
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Sloane Osterfeld

A beautiful young woman who is married to Jace Lee Norman and often eats food. She is often known for her beauty
She’s so pretty!!
She must be a Sloane Osterfeld
by Yolanda Yokies June 25, 2018
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Ostrich

Ostrich is the new way the funny Russian Spyware ifunny censors the word retard
Deez nuts: That nicker avocado thing is a complete utter ostrich.

Davy jones: What do you mean by ostrich.

Deez nuts: The fuck the noonot ifunny

are censoring re33tard now

Can't have shit in ifunny.
by THE XENO KING July 9, 2021
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Ostap

A gangsta thug who gets lots of women and is a beast
A gangsta pimp (Ostap)
by du'wayne January 17, 2009
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osteostache

Originated in Kirksville, MO with Andrew Taylor Still, MD, the founding father of Osteopathic Medicine (DO). The osteostache is a manly mustache worn by an osteopathic physician or medical student.

The osteostache has evolved since 1892 to include a mustache as the foundation and any variation of the remaining facial hair, often shaved to resemble civil war generals, adult film stars, famous WWII dictators, crickers, or the lettering of the heritage of A. T.'s name sake: ATSU or KCOM.

The osteostache is worn with pride by KCOM second year medical students as they welcome the incoming class of first year medical students to Kirksville and KCOM - A time honored tradition with regards to A. T. Still and all practicing DOs.
New med student #1: "Dude, what is the deal with all of these second year students and their cricker mustaches?

New med student #2: "I don't know, but they look like A. T. Still..."

Old med student: "It is the osteostache my dear children. Live it. Love it. Fear it. It keeps the incredible amount of knowledge I've learned from herniating my brain through my face...True Story."
by kcommedic August 5, 2011
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Harrison Osterfield

Person 1: "Damn who is that man?"
Person 2: " Ohhh him thats Harrison Osterfield.... He is Tom Holland's best friend."
Person 3: "Yeah but he's one million times hotter than Tom tho."
by Osterfield.Holland October 3, 2017
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ostrich maneuver

The Ostrich Maneuver is the state of a person burying their head to avoid any given situation, much like an Ostrich covers it's head to avoid danger.

Ostrich's bury their heads based on the simplicity, "if I can't see them, they can't see me". People pulling the Ostrich Maneuver commonly figure the same.

Generally the Ostrich Maneuver is a person's last line of defence, given it's failure rate.
Ted didn't do his homework, so today in Math class, he pulled the Ostrich Maneuver by hiding his head under the desk. Unfortunately his teacher saw his backside up in the air and found him effortlessly.
by Jaydias August 1, 2008
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