anal ornament

Is a dingle-berry hanging from the longest pube in the anal area.
Today as I was doing my daily hemorrhoid check I came across a dangling anal ornament.
by assnuggest4lyfe September 14, 2014
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chin ornament

Alternative name for balls. Specifically, the balls as they rest just on/under the chin.
She had some cute fuzzy chin ornaments.
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chin ornaments

A playful and endearing term for a man's testicles, specifically when they rest against a partner's chin during an enthusiastic deep throat session. This often happens when the partner is fully immersed, bringing the testicles into an unexpected but intimate cameo.
I'm sucking away, and suddenly his chin ornaments start playing chin-tag with me, and I'm like, "Whoa, slow down, little dudes! Amber's trying to deep throat here, not host a ball-bash on her chin!
by Chin-Chins July 06, 2024
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chin ornaments

Noun

A playful and somewhat risqué term referring to a man's testicles when they are positioned near someone's chin, often during certain intimate activities. Also used humorously to describe any accidental or surprising chin-to-testicle encounter.
As their romantic evening went on, Sarah couldn’t stop laughing when Jake’s chin ornaments dangled near her chin, making her feel like she was in a dirty game of “Pin the Tail on the Donkey.”

Those funny jewels that hang under a guy’s belt can end up near someone’s chin in a weird moment, like when Amber was so into her Fortnite game that she headbutted her teammate’s crotch, getting a face full of chin ornaments and making everyone laugh hysterically.

Those chin ornaments look so festive, I almost put tinsel on them for Christmas, turning a cheeky moment into a raunchy holiday comedy.

During a slip-and-slide fail, Tom slid right into Joe’s chin ornaments, making everyone laugh like crazy at the ballsy collision.
by Chin-Chins July 06, 2024
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Hood Ornament

The woman with the hood ornament had to be patted down by security because the metal detector went absolutely nuts.
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Hood ornament

A bottle of henessy glued to the hood of a ghetto car
Hurry up and kill da henny , im gonna give that impala a hood ornament
by Smartestdumbguy December 27, 2016
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plastic lawn ornament day

That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.
She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.
by Bragnonymous July 26, 2015
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