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once you go black you'll never go back

This statement derives from the general relativity theory published by Albert Einstein in 1915. It refers about the event in which an accelerated body crosses the spacetime boundary of a black hole known as the "event horizon". Beyond this boundary or "point of no return" the gravitational pull becomes so great as to make escape impossible and thus "you'll never go back".
"If a black hole is an oyster then the singularity is the pearl inside. The gravity is so strong it’s always hidden in darkness, beyond the horizon. That’s why we call it a black hole, once you go black you'll never go back."
by byfron March 15, 2018
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onceler

A male character, usually in an animated children's movie or show, that fans gravitate towards to make NSFW art of. Onclers are white, skinny, usually dark haired men. The term comes from the phenomenon after the release of the CGI Lorax movie, where copious amounts of porn where drawn of the character, The Onceler.
Did you see all the porn that's getting drawn of that cartoon character??

Yeah, he's the fandom's new Onceler
by Fluyolr April 25, 2019
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Oncer

I'm a oncer.
by cøn February 25, 2017
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Once-ler

A character that is in the lorax. He has nice legs and is fucking sexy, he also has a fandom that is gonna revive next year.
"Yo wtf he is so hot." "Well duh he is the once-ler."
by Oncelerfker69 December 9, 2020
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Once you have kids you'll think differently!!!

expression, phrase; English

1. I have zero personality and my obsession with my child borders on sickness
2. Yes, my child is acting like a brat in public and I'm doing nothing about it
3. I regret my own decisions, but I pretend that I don't; join me so I'm not so jealous of you
-"Man, I will NEVER allow my children to smear shit all over the neighbors!"

"Well, once you have kids you'll think differently!!!"-
by Terran Nytefyer March 13, 2010
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oncell

OnCell powers the technology to create multimedia content for cell phones and smartphones. OnCell hosts real-time info about places YOU go- festivals, museums, zoos, aquariums, historic towns, and entertainment districts- and sends it to your mobile phone. OnCell is your free, no pressure, at-your-own-pace tour guide for any destination... from the Grand Canyon to the city of Houston to The Metropolitan Museum of Art to your own backyard.
Ashley: Dude, I just got "bogo" admission to the Aquarium of the Pacific after I subscribed to the aquarium's free text message service provided by OnCell.

Dave: This OnCell mobile web tour is on fire- I've never seen so many useful ways to recycle old bikes as I have at the South Carolina ArtCycle show. I can vote on my favorite- right on my phone.

Stacy: My friends think I'm "in"- but really I found the the hottest places to hang by dialing the NYC nightlife OnCell tour.
by travelbycell June 10, 2010
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once-ler

a green twink from the movie "Lorax"
"once-ler is such a twink i'd peg him"
"get some therapy becky"
by mrmalfoyswifey October 21, 2021
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