Onlinezoned

When someone is online and still they do not reply to your text

Pheebs was online and still she did not reply to my text, I guess she onlinezoned me.

by Vicky10 September 22, 2019

stayin online tonight

your not going to be doing anything tonight(partys, chillin with friends), hence you will be online.

TBAMA: hey man you tryin to chill tonight?

Stoney: Nah man, im stayin online tonight

by jaystoney July 15, 2010

naruto online squid

an online squid is a person who plays online games in the cheapest way possible, they use tactics such as doing the same moves over and over again or staying in one place for the entire session of a game, the online squid is also known for quitting a game just as they are about to loose

that naruto online squid just stood in one place the entire game and through shit at me, what a fucking squid

by joka zen December 29, 2010

Morbidly Online

Someone who is constantly online and engages all day every day on the internet and has fits of rage, very typically having no jobs.

Deshaun "I love this game, this game is the best, I have 500 accounts because I play it all day every day since I no job to work at and I'm only 29."

Tony "Wow, this guy is morbidly online, what a sad life."

by nice990 October 20, 2022

Got lost online

The act of going online with a specific purpose such as paying bills or e filing taxes only to get sidetracked by checking emails, social media sites, blog updates etc.

Dude, you've been online for an hour, are your taxes done yet?

No, first I got side tracked by checking email. That turned into sorting, organizing and replying to emails. Then I got side tracked by checking Facebook. That turned into scanning status updates and looking through old pictures. I got lost online.

by Jboymc April 13, 2011

online penis

a penis you can draw online.

8--->


the online penis!

by autumn peters. March 3, 2009

Online Friends

Always there when you need them, kind in any way, if you have a problem in real life you can talk to them, they always know what's best, they know what you want to do, they will always be your best friend they'll never betray you day or night; and the best part is that everyone is lucky to have a online friend.

i'm so lucky i have onlnie friends.

Jewl Jason Amber and Lucas are my best online friends i could ever have.

by jerome_ January 20, 2018