Hold The Mayo

by IBTAL December 17, 2019
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gopher mayo

gopher mayo is a phrase to confuse someone with.
"Hey! Gopher mayo!" "What?"
by mary and isabella March 19, 2016
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droppin mayo

or droppin mayonnaise

AKA shooting one's load, skeet skeet skeet.
The launching of liquid semen from a male upon reaching orgasm.
Known to cause stains.
Guy 1: Yo, what'd you do last night?
Guy 2: I was up late droppin mayo all over your mom's sweet face. OOOHHHHH!
by Crunchyness November 20, 2007
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man mayoed

Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"
"We had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks - then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. Asshole!"
by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005
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Hot Mayo

When i was done, i sopped up my hot mayo from her belly snd made her a sandwich
by Erodg27 January 08, 2016
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Mayo-Carrot

When a yeasty woman has a clit penis.
Taradice’s Mayo-Carrot stained my favorite shirt.
by Jeremywoodall April 24, 2020
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Mayo Fry

The french fry that is designated to scrap off the mayonnaise on your sandwich of any type. Can be used more loosely to describe a fry used to remove any condiment from a sandwich.
Friend: What'd you get from McDonalds?

Me: Medium Fry and a McChicken. I asked for no mayo but yet it was on there!

Friend: Did you eat it any way?

Me: Yeah, only after I used a mayo fry to get that nasty substance off of my sandwich!
by GangSTARito June 09, 2009
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