Where you get yourself a glass of scotch, and masturbate while drinking it. If you blow before you finish, you have to pop the wad into the glass and slam the rest of it back. The jizz sitting at the top of the glass forms what is to be known as the Scotch Omelette.
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When engaged in cunnilingus you stick your face so deep in a woman’s vagina, you eat her eggs right out of her fallopian tubes. Thus having yourself a fallopian omlete
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ingredients: potatoes, eggs, and a good olive oil.
process: At first you have to cut the potatoes in small slices and fry it patiently at the pan for 20-30 minutes. Then, mix in a bowl the beaten eggs with the fried potatoes. With high fire, put and extend the mix at the pan, just a minute moving it without touching it, and then turn the omelette to the other side at the pan waiting also another minute.
If you are not a disaster cooking you will have a cheap, easy, exquisite and nutritive dish. Select a good wine, a bit of iberian jamon, and the autentic spanish flavour will came to you.
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ingredients: potatoes, eggs, and a good olive oil.
process: At first you have to cut the potatoes in small slices and fry it patiently at the pan for 20-30 minutes. Then, mix in a bowl the beaten eggs with the fried potatoes. With high fire, put and extend the mix at the pan, just a minute moving it without touching it, and then turn the omelette to the other side at the pan waiting also another minute.
If you are not a disaster cooking you will have a cheap, easy, exquisite and nutritive dish. Select a good wine, a bit of iberian jamon, and the autentic spanish flavour will came to you.
(please, don't mistreat people the "spanish" word with your definitions)
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"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.
by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003
Get the docker's omelette mug.When a girl has intercourse with many different male partners vigorously, creating a puss and sperm filled jello-like substance that brews inside the female's meat flaps. Once nice and warm, the female then releases the goo onto one lucky male's chest, hereafter referred to as "the Turkish Omelette."
To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.
To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.
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