The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )

Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.

After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"

by GLiTcHflux August 31, 2006

old man withers

1. Old Man Withers was the owner of the haunted amusement park in the moive "Wayne's World." If you watch the movie carefully he appears at the beginning as well as the end. He is eating donunts at the bar and Wayne asks, "How is the amusement park going Mr. Withers?" We don't see him again until the end of the movie during the Scooby Doo ending sequence.

2. A humorous name given to old people you dont know

"Look at that Old Man Withers over there at the counter, he can stand."

"Oh my god, its Old Man Withers from the Haunted amusement park!"

by old man withers November 11, 2006

Old Man Yee

Noun:
Someone who is too old to be in the position or place where he/she currently is.

"Jamie Moyer is still pitching in the major league in his mid forties"
"What an Old Man Yee!!"

"Who you voting for Obama or Mccain?"
"Obama....we cant have an Old Man Yee in office"

by A Senior Moment February 20, 2009

Sad Old Man

A sad old man, other than the obvious definition, is what some female vaginas look like. This is because of there resemblance to a wrinkly old guys face. They can also be heading south some what like a pensioners face does.

As the middle aged women lifted her skirt to receive her smear test the doctor cried "ewww, it looks like a sad old man!"

by Likeable Guy September 1, 2009

Old Man Jerry (OMJ)

When your working outside and you gotta take a huge shit, but there is no bathroom in site. So you drop your pants, lean up against the nearest house and make it rain. When you are finished you find a garden hose and wash it off.

Hey Patrick, where you been? I had to take a massive dump and was running around trying to find a bathroom..I couldn't hold it any longer so I had to pull an Old Man Jerry (OMJ)

by Rosh507 December 14, 2014

Old Man Sexy

A male who is at least 20 years older than you who is still considered sexy despite his age.

My history teacher is old man sexy!

by SSCpimp March 16, 2009

old man's eyebrows

When someone is giving you head, you pull out right before you cum and you go all over their eyebrows. This makes their eyebrows white like an old man.

Smo loves having the Old Man's Eyebrows so much that constantly sucks guys off so he will always have them.

by Hiawatha November 11, 2006