Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

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Person 343: Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Older sibling

a god born before the younger sibling(s), who must deal with the younger sibling(s) nonsense. they are punished more harshly than them, and have to suffer the toture of their younger sibling(s) getting a lesser punishment than them. they get blamed for things they didnt do by their parents and siblings. please send them (and me) free pizza to help them gain back their godly powers -maya froggie

johnny: "i blamed my older sibling for killing our parents today."

person 2 or smth:"...you're a horrible person johnny."

by maya froggie March 13, 2024

ryley is older then kennedy

legally ryley is always going to be older then kennedy

ryley being older then kennedy means that legally ryley is older then kennedy

by higihiballs August 7, 2022

It's older than sms

A rude yet modern way of describing the age of someone/something.

Me: McCain's dog looks disguisting.
Buddy: No, it doesn't.
Me: It's older than sms!

by dubaidubaidubai February 18, 2009

Older Woman Dating

An ad that urbandictionary really wants you to click on

Urbandictionary: Older Woman Dating
Person: wtf

by retrded man March 18, 2025

we’re getting older

My dogs are fine thanks for asking

Bob: Today the topic is we’re getting older
Mark: We’ve done this topic before
Bob: Fuck
Wade: My dogs are fine thanks for asking

by Derivative 69420 July 11, 2023

16 years older

The perfect age difference for an Oregon couple to be. If he is 51 from Oregon and she is 35 from Montana. Both gone through enough shit in life. Donny and Larra meet.

Donny 51 is 16 years older then Larra 35, on the first date , they made it in the Urban dictionary.

by Pdxtomopin February 6, 2023