cyan object 

A object or thing that has a shade of blue mixed with green at any amount.

"That thing is Aqua right?"
"No, it's clearly Turquoise."
"It honestly looks more Aqua than Turquoise."
"Let's just call it a Cyan object"
"Sure."

cyan object by exwum March 18, 2017

Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher 

a mysterious item found in the Afro-Ninja escape series #2.5, aka. OMG Scary Room

it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"

Dude I was playing this escape game last night and one of the items was this weird bow-looking thing that shoots dildos, they called it a Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher by lites_out January 11, 2011

Money is no object 

What rich assholes say to make it all the more clear that they're rich assholes.

Trust Fund Baby: "Father, I don't like the view from my hotel window... I can see a women's shelter and I refuse to acknowledge the existence of anyone less fortunate than we are."

Father: "Mmmm-yes. I shall buy the property tomorrow and have it closed forever so you don't have to think about its existence for the week we'll be staying here."

Trust Fund Baby: "Can we do that?"

Father: "Of course! Money is no object for us!"

Trust Fund Baby: "Thank you, father!"

Money is no object by TeddyStix July 1, 2015

non-competition object show 

A type of an object show that don't focus on competition, just on the adventures of objects.

We need more non-competition object shows! Nobody needs more competition object shows!

non-competition object show by Ryan900USAYT September 24, 2023

Shiny Object Tendency 

The tendency to lose focus on the subject/objective due to a "shiny object" (aka distraction) caused by focusing too much attention on something indirectly related to that subject/objective. It could be an uknown word, a confusing analogy, a new cliche phrase you've never heard before (aka "corporate talk"), etc.

While sitting in a business meeting listening intently and taking notes on the subjectmatter at hand, a word is mentioned during the discussion that you don't know the meaning of, and automatically you start focusing on that word trying to figure it out while the discussion continues. Eventually you realize you got distracted, but a shitload of information has already been discussed. Although you're able to recall the topic, all the details have zoomed by and all you can do is hope that no one asks for your opinion regarding those details that you missed. Any attempts to restart your notetaking or get back up to speed are futile since whatever notes you take now are unable to be connected with where you left off due to that "shiny object."

Shiny Object Tendency by anghang January 26, 2005

unidentifiable food object

an article of food that has been left in the refrigerator, freezer, or car so long that it is no longer identifiable as edible;also known as UFO or vintage food.

When I was cleaning out the fridge I found two cans of orange soda, some old turkey meat, and an unidentifiable food object from last Thanksgiving.

unidentifiable food object by erieee December 11, 2009

inanimate object 

object that is not animate. doesn't breathe, change, or live. examples are tape, lamp, pemcil, desk, building, kleenex.

hey look at flag, it is an inanimate object!

inanimate object by SAMiiZLe September 25, 2006