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The Gentleman's Oath

The Gentleman's oath is as follows:

never fart on a man's balls
"you remember the oath i made you take a while ago? The Gentleman's Oath, i must now ask you to break it, Fart on Princess Kenny's balls douchebag"
-Eric Cartman
by i-broke-the-gentlemans-oath April 24, 2014
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fucking oats

Kiwi slang, a distortion of fucking oath.
An extremely positive affirmation of agreement or awe.
Person 1: "Man that's a tough sparrow!"
Person 2: "Fucking oats!" or "Oats, bro!"
by fhgwgadsbbq March 3, 2011
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hidden oaks middle school

hidden oaks middle school aka homs is a shithole. all the teachers are jerks and scold you infront of the whole class, you get sooo much homework, and dont even get me started on the annoying, obnoxious, toxic cheer thots. they all think their sooo cool cause they can touch their toes and do their handstands and cheer in the halls but no, their just bitchy and bratty. if your not a cheer thot then your either a loser, loner, emo, or a over athletic douchbag. this school is like a jail, they have gates to stop us from leaving and an intruder could easily just climb over the wall. the food is gross unless its from the vending machine which is expensive. oh i almost forgot about the rich kids. the get premium lunch everyyyyy day and basically buy everything from the vending machines, the bathrooms are shit too, there’s always a turd in the toilet and shit on the walls and boogers. so to sum it up, this place is a shithole
john: you go to hidden oaks middle school?
sam: yeah that place sucks.
by heehehehehehe96 October 17, 2019
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to be oatmealed

Having your website mentioned by a social actor so viral that it makes your servers crash. The expression originates from comments regarding Matthew Inman's (cartoonist behind The Oatmeal) sending a gigantic amount of people on a given website once he mentions it on his facebook page, and making this website unavailable to other fans within seconds of being posted, every single time.
— Heh. Their site's been oatmealed.
— I know, they'll need a new server now that The Oatmeal mentioned them in a post!
— It kinda both is nice and sucks to be oatmealed.
by jorondo June 17, 2013
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gary oak

Gary oak is a pokemon based forced meme originally from 4chan's /v/ board, but quickly spread from there.

Gary (MOTHERFUCKING) Oak is the guy who shows up at the worst possible time, have what you want, tell you to smell him later, and generally be a gigantic douchebag.

he is also a character in the pokemon series.
original post:
"I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokemon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.

He should also continue to be a total dick like he was from day 1. He was 10 years old driving around a convertible and had bitches at his beck and call. This should continue.

Whenever you enter a cave and come out with all your Pokemon are at 3 hit points? Gary appears.

Get through Team Rocket HQ, out of any healing items with your best team reduced to rubble? Gary rolls up in his mercedes.

When you finally attain all the badges you need, with your favorite Pokèmon battered and beaten? Yeah, Gary.

All your Pokèmon are knocked out and you're 5 tiles away from the Pokemon Center -- Guess who just blocked the entrance way and says he challenges you to a fight?

Fuck yeah, Gary Oak."
by the dan February 17, 2008
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i'm the g.o.a.t.

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T.ime
He's such a chump, i'm the g.o.a.t.
I'm the fucking G.O.A T., bro
by HalfJamaican May 26, 2016
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Oaksman

A member of a species of creature that, though appearing human, possesses speed, strength, and power unattainable by any Homo sapiens. Oaksmen are characterized by their pure power, aggressive workout regimen, and unparalleled love for one another. Several known Oaksmen wear their hair long so that it flows from beneath a hat or helmet. The first known example of an Oaksman was the late Owen Thomas, whose kinsmen carry on his legacy today. Some claim they speak another language, others claim they don't speak at all, instead flapping their Lats and grunting in a method of advanced communication. Rumors of extinction ran rampant over the past year, however, it seems as though the Oaksmen, though few in number, are alive and kicking.
Did Thor, the lightning god, just walk in to the bar?' 'No, man, that's an Oaksman.
by PumaKat November 1, 2010
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