nutsackishness

a likening of something to the conditions one might experience when dwelling on the surface of a large, underwashed, non-airconditioned nutsack. Almost synonymous with craptacular but possessing a more refined, descriptive edge.

Since all the bars in Austin are spiraling into a a vortex of unbearable nutsackishness, I'm now spending my Saturday nights on the couch with a bottle of Old Crow and 'Tussin.

by TheFelonWind June 11, 2006

nutsackular

n. Portmanteau of "spectacular" and "nutsack" denoting something to be awesome--usually used in either a sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek manner. Used only between males.

Annoyer: d00d, i just p00ned j00!
Annoyee: Yep. You're fucking nutsackular at this game. Words can't begin to describe the skill it took for you to kill me with a rocket launcher whose splash damage covers half the level.

by sum lanj? January 19, 2009

stuff it in your nutsack

Similar to "up yours," this derogatory retort can be used to effectively end any argument.

Person A: "I think your mixtape sucks."
Person B: "Oh yeah? Well, you can stuff it in your nutsack."
Person A: "Snap."

by Ghan & Lisa December 27, 2008

nautical nutsack

A seaworthy nutsack.

A nutsack of nautical proportions

Jim: did you see bill?. Dave: yeah he's a great captain, he must have one hell of a nautical nutsack

by billy togadero January 11, 2009

alaskan nutsack

When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them

Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf

by Shrek_is_love666 March 28, 2015

nutzack

a person who does not quite know what is painfully obvious to everyone else-that he/she/it is a complete jackass/moron,and, in some strange way, has the qualities of an actual nutsack.

Man, why can't adam and joe just realize that they are total nutzacks!?

by buster poindexter August 9, 2003

dingle berry nutsack

the act of jizzing on a girls crusty, overgrown nappy bush. While it hangs over her vagina flaps, you make your nuts saggy, and wind up for a powerful thrust of a nutclap, simoultaneously pounding the semin particles into her saggy vagina.

i punished my teddy bear, with a fierce dingle berry nutsack, leaving the pussy white with cum.

by radiokiller95 August 14, 2009