Nurgle's Blessing 

The act of accidentally sitting down on an overflowing toilet seat resulting in your entire nether regions to feel cold and violated as if you were blessed by The Almighty Nurgle from Warhammer 40K

I received Nurgle's Blessing when I went to the gas station bathroom.

Nurgle's Blessing by Laelette Venara January 17, 2024

nurgert 

eating diarrhea from some ones ass like yogurt

person 1 bro why do you got brown on your mouth
person 2 dont worry about it bro i had some nurgert

nurgert by palo da bean February 22, 2024

Nurge 

Verb. To be cucked or act as a cuckhold. To be a man who lets his wife or girlfriend have sex with other men. To be a very submissive man who often lets his female partner treat him (consentingly) disrespectfully.

She’s really hot but she asked to nurge me, I’m into a lot but I’m not watching her fuck other guys

Nurge by Thea_nonymus1 March 28, 2024

Nurgle Boofing 

The fine act of using a dead animal carcass as the delivery method for anal consumed drugs

O man last night was wild I can't believe we used that skunk we hit with the car to Nurgle boof all that K we had in the trunk. What a epic Nurgle boofing night.

Nurgle Boofing by JIMRAYNER July 9, 2024

Nurgling 

A Nurgling is a dwarfishly diminutive bitter beastling of a former malaria manlet and the end-stage devolution of a microscopically minuscule murloc manlet. While suffering from a particularly severe case of sunburn, fin rot and completely confused by his manletism-induced small man syndrome, the petite and effeminate murloc manlet puts himself into a self-hypnotic dwarven trance and, in his high-pitched and squeaky-voiced manletspeak, chants "Short people got no reason!", before finally drifting off into a childlike sleep and eventually awakening as a subhumanly stunted, little Nurgling to henceforth dualistically and eternally worship his two Gods, father figures and heroes: Nurgle and the formidably illustrious, six-foot tall magnificent manmore and musical mastermind Randy Newman.

Manmore 1: Lol, did you just see that silly, little sissy manlet fall right through the drainage grates over there? Manmore 2: I sure did. Unfortunately, due to his ant-like size, the high heels wearing Homunculus probably survived the to him lengthy fall completely unscathed. Manmore 1: Then that preposterously puny, misanthropic manlet of a Nurgling abomination can get comfortable down there because I'm certainly not going to help the petite and petulant Little Napoleon in any way! Manmore 2: Hahahahaha! Me neither. Manlets BTFO.

Nurgling by ManletDepreciator October 14, 2024

Nurger 

A Hamburger, or perhaps Cheeseburger, of the darker variety. Often served with Kool-Aid.

“Bro, watching basketball is making me hungry, I could go for a Nurger and some Watermelon.”

“Eating a Nurger in my Hellcat, with my sheisty on. Ain’t no better feeling.”

“I hate when I’m eating my Nurger in peace and my ankle monitor goes off.”

“Hey, go change your Fire alarm battery. I can’t, I’m eating a Nurger.”

“Dad said he was getting Nurgers, and he’s been gone for 24 years.”

Nurger by The Nurgler May 12, 2025