ass nozzle

1. The shanked out remains of ones anus following anal sex.
2. insult

1. After shagging the freak Mary, Big Daddy Al gazed at the ass nozzle he created.
2. The french are ass nozzles. (notice the "small" f, only real countries get capitalization.

by eXidum May 13, 2003

Douche Nozzle

Someone who displays a high grade of douchiness. Calling someone a douche nozzle may be needed if a simple "douche" just doesnt cut it.

Wow. Tori is a real douche nozzle for cock blocking.

by SO84 March 6, 2009

fuck nozzle

penis or dick. can be used in anatomy or to describe a person that's being irritating or overly sensitive.

Look dude, you don't have to be a fuck nozzle about the whole thing.

by David Castro September 11, 2004

Dick Nozzle

A term that is used to describe a man that is a prick in general.

Wow that guy sure was a dick nozzle!

by Nozzlin! January 15, 2010

deuche nozzle

The Deuche Bag isn't as bad as the nozzle that is inserted into the nastiness. Also a great/creative insult.

Scott isn't only a Deuche Bag, he is a frickin' Deuche Nozzle!

by BrewCrewLove April 15, 2007

Dick Nozzle

The small hole at the end of your uncircumcised penis which allows both piss and semen to shoot out at high velocities, in a similar fashion to a fire hose.

Johnny's dick nozzle is so powerful he hit Margaret's eye from 20 feet off.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Nozzle Dozzle

It is a highly contractable std, much akin to herpesyphilaids.

Is most often found in a Libbo port, near military bases or airport strip clubs, but is available anywhere.

Can be contracted from any form of sexual contact, from a high-five to an orgy.

Guy 1: dude I just got a high five for $10.
Guy 2: careful man that bitch will give you Nozzle Dozzle.
Guy 1: naw man, she's better than that, she has a heart of gold.
Guy 2: She might be a hooker with a heart of gold, but she has a vag of STD's.
Hooker: You have a vag of STD's.

by generalee72 April 10, 2013