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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Notebook

1. An awesome pad of paper combined together with a cover, used for writing and drawing with pencils or pens.

2. A film (The Notebook)

3. A new name for a laptop so when I search up notebook I always end up seeing loads of laptops.

1. what's your favorite notebook brand?
2. shall we watch The Notebook tonight?
3.

A: I got a notebook today!
Paper notebook fanatic (me): Let's see then! *mutters* I can't wait to see the cover!
A: Shows a laptop thing
Paper notebook fanatic (me): What? That's a laptop. Do you know what a notebook is bro?
A: Notebooks are different.

by KillerBangs May 5, 2023

The Notebook

A notebook filled with something horribly unspeakable, Donald defends this with his life and will kill any who attempt to open it.

"Once someone looked in the notebook, the Don killed them."

by John Korkin November 3, 2025

Samsung Notebook

A piece of shit laptop.

Poor guy: I have a Samsung Notebook!
Me: Here’s 20$, you’ll get something better with that.

by SamsungNotebookHater April 29, 2022

Notebooking

The action of texting someone you know a random thought or series of thoughts because you needed to remember it for later.

Sorry for the crazy messages, was so high last night I just started notebooking to you.

by Read Them All June 11, 2018

Red Notebook

The wretched notebook that ruined many friendships due to a single slanderous note about an innocent individual. Often associated with timbits, volleyball games, and pizza sharing. It’s a curse to read anyone’s personal diary, as it may include lies about you…

“The red notebook curse is real! You must never read anyone’s diary. It may come with many hardships and false opinions of you or others.”

“I’m tempted to read that red notebook, I’ve seen the owner write that they hate me multiple times, I’m curious but I shouldn’t. It may make me despaired.”

by Ethan Tang stan (NOT Ethan) April 24, 2023