An unreliable & unhelpful excuse for a human being. Also the logical extension of the Psychiatric religious Cult.
For everybody to survive the war we needed an excuse. You are that excuse you paranoid schizophrenic.
by Nainais Spider May 24, 2020
when scrolling or researching and theres some type fluent doubts need to reassure about. listening from social media or remembering not to be passive and grow out of it.
"i was watching tv there was a scary scene and i try to remember not to be that way (paranoid american} about the problem."
by Jm8a April 24, 2023
by Punkrocker!!! May 16, 2023
A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.
“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”
by jmcomedy August 29, 2011
A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza
Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“
Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”
Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”
by Superjuliam September 6, 2023
by Sasuke_uzumaki April 1, 2020
Delusional about your own ability to judge a persons character based on ridiculously insufficient evidence and very little time spent investigating or collecting primary data to support your claims. Also a convenient tool to support propaganda aimed at
Aww man I am paranoid cos I don’t ask ppl to explain things I see and make outrageous judgement calls based upon.
by Come-a-gutsuh November 14, 2021