motional damage

A play on emotional damage.
When you get hit by something fast moving and it damages you
Lol

He got hit be a train, he has motional damage

by The-froginator March 28, 2022

Porkpetual (motion)

It's the back and forth motion of a porky rod or a sausage.

Easily mistaken for perpetual (motion).

Dude did you see the sausage rolling yesterday.

Hell yeah dude, that was some serious porkpetual (motion).

by Pöspi maxi November 4, 2019

Motion Thickness is when you are riding along in a vehicle and you start to get a woody from the vibration of the vehicle

by Motion thickness March 7, 2014

Peeing on someone's face while in an extremely cold climate so the pee freezes before it hits their face.

Dude, I got a frozen motion last night and it hit me in the eye.

by IPreferWellFed July 27, 2006

one who is always late in everything he does.(Jason)

What the fuck Slow Motion, i thought i told you the next time you were late to work I was going to make you lick shelleys cottage cheese ass.

by JTD April 14, 2005

i am watching a motion picture

by fred and greoge February 15, 2018

to be so horny you will fuck anything that moves

dude stop humping my cat sorry man i have motion-sexness

by platipuss May 2, 2008