Girth quake

When the bust is unbelievably strong, creating a anomaly that's too much to process.

Person 1:"Bro sam did a girth quake right infront of me yesterday"
Person 2: " fuck im sorry to hear that"

by Slidewayzz December 9, 2020

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girth grinder

A scabby or calloused set of male / female genitalia or pubic area. The hardened and crustaceous state of the genitalia causes it to grind on their partner's reciprocal pubic area thus causing a grinding sensation.

"Jenny, why are you walking funny?"
"I'm chaffed from Reginald's girth grinder..."
OR
"Reginald, why do you scream when you pee lately?"
"Jenny's girth grinder ripped my tip off..."

by Ham Pony February 24, 2018

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turd girth

A fat, plump or unusually large turd that often presents great difficulties and inconveniences.

ex. A.)

"Marry tried to flush her turd down the toilet, but the turd girth was too wide."

ex. B) "Terry drank all of Alan's cola. What a turd girth."

by Plarzmo August 16, 2011

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penal girth

the amount of weights or tomatoes you can sustain strapped to your penis giving you a good idea of your girth

my girth is immense i can take 20 g on it

or

my girth is awesome i can sustain 20 cherry toms

by benji haynes June 5, 2005

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Girth Challenge

A challenge consisting of one brave lad trying to chug a rack of Keystone Lights up is anus. This task is very challenging and few have succeeded.

This challenge directly tests your girth for example, someone who can do the challenge and survive has incredible girth.

Jack: Oh no what happened to grant?
James: I gave him the Girth challenge and he couldn't take it.
Jack: Thats awful will he be okay?
James: probably not, he had pretty weak girth.

by Swag Master Cloud August 7, 2011

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